{Verse 1)
You always "Roll Your Eyes"
When you read my "Sweetheart Plea"
And there's no "Wink and Nod."
When my lawyers seek "Sympathy".
I'm trying hard to sway your "Decision."
So, Judge, "Here me now!".
"Your Donation I'll be Giving!

(Chorus)
You lost that "Sweetheart Feeling."
Oh, Oh, that "Two-Tiered Dealing!"
You lost that "Sweetheart Feeling."
Now it's "Gone, Gone, Gone!"
And I can't "Hang On!"
Oh, Oh, Oh!

(Verse 2)
There's no "Welcome Look" anymore.
When my lawyers reach out to "You"
And you "Question Everything"
That they are trying to do.
It makes me just feel like "Sighing"
'Cause, Judge, "Something Personal is Dying"

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(Verse 3)
Believe me, Judge, I'll "Bend a Knee" for "You".
If you would only grant me "Blanket Immunity"
Like I asked you to do.
I had a "Deal", a "Deal" you don't find "Every Day."
So "Don't, Don't, Don't Take It Away!"
I'm beggin' you "Please, Please, Please!"
Bring "It" on "Back!".
"Cut Me Some Slack!"

(Verse 4)
Bring Back that "Sweetheart Feeling"!
Oh, Oh, the "Art of Dealing"
Bring back that "Sweetheart Feeling"!
'Cause it's "Gone, Gone, Gone!"
And "Jail Time" is "Commin' On Strong"
Oh, Oh, Oh!

(Repeat Chorus)