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Song Parodies -> "Bloodstained Felony"

Original Song Title:

"Unchained Melody"

Original Performer:

The Righteous Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"Bloodstained Felony"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

A deplorable crime.
Chorus: Whoa, my blood is sprawling
Across the floor
Not just a smudge
Heinous crime
This crime goes by so slowly
And time will move like sludge
I blew my try!
I bleed my blood
I sneezed my blood
Salt freed my blood, choooo-oo-oo-oo-oo-y

Bridge: Crimson rivers flow
From my beak, from my beak
Due to arid air of the week, yeah
Cotton tissues dry
Excuse me, excuse me
I still want this job, excuse me!

Chorus: No! My blood has fallen
I'm done for, done for!
On your subs
The guard missed this time
My lines go by so quickly
I promise you, so much
I'll do just fine!
I bleed for subs!
I… I need your subs
God speed your subs to me!
He sneezed blood on the sandwiches! Burn him at the stake! Or at least at the salami. If you liked this, become a fan you can find me on Facebook and Twitter.

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Pacing: 2.7
How Funny: 2.6
Overall Rating: 2.7

Total Votes: 19

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 1   9
 2   2
 3   0
 4   2
 5   6

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Matthias - January 28, 2015 - Report this comment
This was pretty gross but it was still a bloody good time! Well done.
Jonathan - January 28, 2015 - Report this comment
nothing to sneeze at! 5's
Agrimorfee - February 08, 2015 - Report this comment
Bloody gross, but didn't make much sense either. I didn't get where the event was happening without your end comment. Reads better as a surreal nightmare.
Abbott Skelding - February 10, 2015 - Report this comment
An interesting idea, but I don't think the blood part was needed (I know you used it to rhyme with the original song, but I'm just saying - story-wise). I would have been funnier (to me) just as an actual, real sneeze on a sub...WHICH WOULD BE AN OUTRAGE! Not bad, but could have been better.
bobpiecheese - February 10, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Pretty well written, except for the bit where it wasn't clear what the titular felony was until the end comment. Maybe if you had written "lunch" instead of "subs" it would've been a bit clearer. Still, parody of an old "I heart you" standard about bleeding on all the things? I approve, 555!
Max Power - February 10, 2015 - Report this comment
I certainly can't blame the guy.

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