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Song Parodies -> "Witch Tossed In Oven's Screamin'"

Original Song Title:

"You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'"

Original Performer:

The Righteous Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"Witch Tossed In Oven's Screamin'"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

The story of Hansel and Gretel told as only Matthias can tell it...
That witch’s home is a prize with a door
Made of chocolate chips
Trapped in the wilderness, Stomachs roar
So we’re taking licks
Abode of lard is delicious (Yummy)
That witch she’s... crazy and vicious

Need floss when shovin’ sweets in
Whoa… Not munchin’ peas, kids
Eyes glossed when stuffin’ Spree in
And her bon… bon… lawn… Whoa…

That witchy felon’s acting so nice says to “Eat my room”
Her Kit-Kat garden, those kitchen pies and her garage too
We're eating those meals delighted (Hershey's)
Free candy but she's magically violent

Lives lost, We’re chompin’ ceilings
Whoa… Those wrappers pealin’
Fudge sauce we’re chuggin’ knealin’
Bust a gut… glut… hut… Whoa…

Bitchy, Witchy
She'll soon drown our bodies in stew
Tricked us cause she is hungry, Likes children for food, yeah
Give her a shove, a shove, a shove so we're not on her plate
She won't, won't, won't, won't have a kid fillet

Scary (Scary), Glaring (Glaring)
Top us with cheese...cheese...
Cheese... cheese...
Pigged out on Dove (Pigged out on Dove)
Now need to shove (Now need to shove)
We binged on her shack (We binged on her shack)
Now we're her snack (Now we're her snack)

Witch smacked in oven's screamin'
Whoa... Her coven's schemin'
We whacked, That sloven's steamin'
Now suck Dum... Dums... Yum...
Stopped in-can-tat-ions, Whoa...

Won't lack in die-a-beetus
Whoa... That witch did feed us
That shack did fin'ly beat us
We munched on... on...
Yes, I had to end this with a Wilford Brimley joke... I just had to. - That's Dove chocolate not Dove the soap... Do I really need to explain that?

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Voting Results

Pacing: 2.9
How Funny: 2.8
Overall Rating: 2.8

Total Votes: 18

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 1   7
 2   2
 3   1
 4   1
 5   7

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TJC - January 23, 2015 - Report this comment
🎶 Nothing says lovin' like something from the coven! 🎶 This one's definitely a floater!
Patrick - January 23, 2015 - Report this comment
Lovely world play, the kind we used to see here in the olden days. Dia-beet-us will no doubt be the Witch's revenge. I could visualize this story. I think I'll get up from the computer and grab a box of chocolate chip cookies.
Jonathan - January 23, 2015 - Report this comment
Sweet! I prefer the Hall & Oates version of the OS myself but both versions are good and this parody was pretty Righteous! 5's
Max Power - January 25, 2015 - Report this comment
Reminds me of a sketch from "Robot Chicken" where the kids killed the witch, only for it to reveal that the witch is actually a kindly old lady who takes in kids who may have gotten lost. You know what happens when her husband and his business partners opens the door to see the kids eating her. In the end it turns out to be a bedtime story. Now that's what you call a hot dish of parody served fresh from the oven right on a silver platter.
Agrimorfee - February 08, 2015 - Report this comment
Oddly worded for me .I would have preferred a little more concrete storytelling here. It's just me I suppose.
Abbott Skelding - February 10, 2015 - Report this comment
Great story telling, and a lot of funny lines and perfect rhymes with the original title/hook. I liked your Wilford Brimley joke at the end, but I would have made the "dia-beetus" line the punchline (the second line of that rhyme)...but that's getting nitpicky. Nicely done!
bobpiecheese - February 10, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I actually did need the Dove explanation as I've never heard of that particular brand of chocolate. Anyway, this was a pretty solid, if a little weirdly worded at times, like Agri said. 555 witch fillets!
Blaydeman - February 13, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Another spoof alluding to some classic literature. I feel like you were able to flesh out your story better with this song than TCOP did with his, so it worked better. Hansel and Gretel's story is so much fun to tell and I never get tired of it. Good work.

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