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Song Parodies -> "Bun-strained Dungarees"
Original Song Title:
"Unchained Melody"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Righteous Brothers
Parody Song Title:
"Bun-strained Dungarees"
Parody Written by:
The AmIRighteous Brothers
The Lyrics
OS can be found at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6xb_ddP4nM
Oh, my butt, enlarging
From hunky to robust
To Kong's royal size
And thighs grow wide, so doughy
A crime, I must adjust
Or lose my mind
My jeans are puffed
I scheme to slough
Obscene, disgusting meat
No more dinners known to increase gluttony
No more empty carb calories, yeah
Only dinners light, make it peas, save the cheese
I'll be shunning scones - waiter, please
Screw my butt, I'm starving
I've suffered, suffered long enough
It's wrong to deny
And I know why I'm moaning
This diet's oh so tough
And too confined
I dream to glut
My, my screamin' gut
Though seams may bust, screw me
From hunky to robust
To Kong's royal size
And thighs grow wide, so doughy
A crime, I must adjust
Or lose my mind
My jeans are puffed
I scheme to slough
Obscene, disgusting meat
No more dinners known to increase gluttony
No more empty carb calories, yeah
Only dinners light, make it peas, save the cheese
I'll be shunning scones - waiter, please
Screw my butt, I'm starving
I've suffered, suffered long enough
It's wrong to deny
And I know why I'm moaning
This diet's oh so tough
And too confined
I dream to glut
My, my screamin' gut
Though seams may bust, screw me
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Another funny fatty one!! :)
Good write on this - and very satisfying after a big lunch. Clever name for doing Righteous song.
You're fat! You're fat - accept it. "Fat" by Weird Al.
"I'll have the lot..." Terry Jones to the waiter in Monty python's The meaning Of Life
555 pounds
Much better than the original, very tasty
You had me at the title switch! Here's $5.55-- go buy some fresh veggies. :)
*Very* promising start for a new writer -- welcome to AIR!
Good concept, great title switch, funny lines, nice pacing. 555... and here's hoping ChuckyG doesn't make you change the name -- you *did* see that little copyright notice at the lower right of the home page, right? ;)
Good concept, great title switch, funny lines, nice pacing. 555... and here's hoping ChuckyG doesn't make you change the name -- you *did* see that little copyright notice at the lower right of the home page, right? ;)
Righteous! ;D
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