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Song Parodies -> "Threesome"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Rascals

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Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

Take one of the funniest "misheard lyrics" on this site, add Arwen's "(My Guy) Wants a Little Help With My Friend", and poof -- (almost) instant inspiration. What a "fertile" site for "cross-breeding" (intellectual, that is)!
Threesome... on a Sunday afternoon
Awesome - I'll be gettin twice the poon'
I can't imagine anything that's better
Than Leslie, Arwen, and me all together
We're tick-l-ing each other with a feather...

Threesome... in their beautiful boudoir
Consum-matin' our menage a trois
So many combinations to pursue
Each can do anyone they want to do
And all those variations, none taboo in...

Threesome... on a Sunday afternoon
Wetly wrapped up in one big cocoon

We'll keep on spending dreamy days this way
We're gonna s*** and f*** our time away
I feel us gettin' closer day by day
Sex would be ecstasy
Arwen, me, and Leslie....

Threesome... on a Sunday afternoon
Nestled.. to each other like a spoon


If this doesn't make perfect sense, check these original lyrics and the misheard lyrics, and search the misheard lyrics for "Leslie". © 2006 Tommy Turtle.

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 11

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Johnny D - February 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Heh heh HEH *cough* *cough*
alvin rhodes - February 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Stephen Harrington - February 08, 2006 - Report this comment
5s, funny and dirty. hehehehehehehehehehe.......
Tommy Turtle - February 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Johnny, alvin, Stephen, threethanks.
Larry Hensley - February 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny, 555
Rick C - February 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Sounds like the turtle has come out of his shell here! 555
Michael Pacholek - February 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Michael Pacholek - February 09, 2006 - Report this comment
I'll let Arwen speak for herself, since she wouldn't have it any other way. Anyway, the problem with having sex with two women at the same time is that you're also cheating on two women at the same time. And I was raised to believe that cheating was bad. But not impeachable.
Arwen - February 10, 2006 - Report this comment
I actually wouldn't have even fallen upon this one if Mr. Pacholek, aka My Guardian Angel, hadn't thrown down my name in that last comment. And um...yeah, I pretty much agree with him...on all parts.

1. Of COURSE I'm all about speaking for myself...good call, Darling!
2. The whole cheating thing IS a problem, Michael (& all)...but there is also the problem of the thought of me and Leslie...(to me, ate least)'s just not appealing. At all. And I don't even know who she is. But I'm pretty sure she's a SHE...which is the information most crucial to the lack of appeal. Mr. Turtle...if you know nothing about me at this early stage in your AmiRight career...know this: I'm crazy about the fellas. I often choose the wrong fellas...and/or embarrass myself in front of the right fellas...but it will always be fellas and fellas alone in my love life. Everything else will come in time...but you really need to know that, if you're looking for success in Arwen related parody fare...=)
3. Michael's proper upbringing is one of the reasons I love him.
4. Michael's ability to throw some political statement into ANY comment is another.

Oh...and I have nothing to say about the parody itself...I only read it because it mentions me...the subject matter isn't generally something I'd check out. Don't take it personally...just not my thing.

TTT - February 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Larry, Rick, thanks. Michael, Arwen, ummm.... Do you two know each other? I saw some reference to Boise State University somewhere on this site -- does everyone else attend there? (Was going to say "BSU, but it's obvious everyone here has a B. S. from B. S. U, as well as M.S. (more of the same) and PhD (piled higher and deeper.) That would explain a lot, as I realize there's little to do in Idaho except to drive up to Targhee on powder days, but I thought multiple wives was OK in UT and ID (so long as they use an IUD, of course).

Arwen, please read the preface and epilogue, and click on the links in the epilogue if not familiar, and you'll see that no offense was intended, and none was taken. :-)
Arwen - February 11, 2006 - Report this comment
I was not offended...don't worry.
I know Mr. Pacholek in spite of the fact that we've never met.
I've never even been to Boise...and I think if Michael tried to take up residence there, they'd kick him out. ; )

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