Don't hang down (Oh, no)
Oh, don't you do it, Willy
Don't hang down (Oh, no)

I met this chick who's really cool
I hope I don't come out a fool
Can I rely on ancient tool?

Don't hang down
I've got one chance, or our romance is through!

Don't hang down (Oh, no)
Oh, don't you do it, Willy
Don't hang down

I took goatweed, yohimbe, too
Viagra™ popped, till I was blue
And then Cialis™, just a few

Don't hang down
I hope this "driver" now can turn the screw!

Got home, and took off her top
She wanted to cavort
She stripped, yeah, her pants did drop
Then she lay down
And I popped up!

Not hang down
I'm so proud of you, Willy!
Not hang down

We did what we had hoped to do
Did everything we wanted to
Made all her fondest dreams come true

Not hang down
Fulfilled a couple of my wishes, too!

(Instrument-al: a long, hard flute duet)

Then we lay down
And I mopped up

Not hang down
Oh, how I loved this filly!
Not hang down

A very special gal, it's true
Did what nobody else could do:
To resurrect the dead like new

Not hang down
There's no one I could ever love but you!

(Not hang down)
(Oh, yeah, we did it, wow!)
(Till we were sore, my baby)
(I showed I love you, baby)

(fade, finally, but not too soon)