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Song Parodies -> "A Juvie Kind Of Love"

Original Song Title:

"A Groovy Kind Of Love"

Original Performer:

The Mindbenders

Parody Song Title:

"A Juvie Kind Of Love"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

Often incorrectly credited to "Wayne Fontana and the Mindbenders". Fontana had just quit the group, and this was their first hit without him. This OS lyric credits the group correctly.

This fun sing-along MIDI was found at an Italian search site which directs to the linked German site. Isn't the Net wonderful? Doncha' wish the whole world could get along like that? (no lyrics to intro; song starts at about :10.)

Little Boy so Blue,
All you have to do
Is take a ride or two
At my ranch for you
Have some "juice" with me
Can't you feel my hard beat?
Isn't this fun, sleeping ear to ear?
Wouldn't you all say
Mr. Michael J.'s
Got a juvie kind of love?
(He's got a juvie kind of love)

As for Mr. Turtle
Likes 'em young and fertile
Sixteen? This pervert'll --
--- Show her quite a "ball"
Perky teenage nips? --
Screw my aging liver!
Help old guy deliver quite a ride
Wouldn't you agree? --
Michael J. and me:
Diff'rent juvie kinds of love
(Two diff'rent juvie kinds of love)

Though I'm fifty-two
All I have to do
Is find some fresh and new
Give her her debut
When you're in my arms
I don't need Cialis™
To support my phallus
Whoa! I'm there!
Wouldn't you agree? --
Babe and Tommy T.
Got a juvie kind of love

We got a juvie kind of love
Could make home movie of our love, yeah
We got a juvie kind of love

[repeat until he fades away from exertion]

In my dreams.

MJ's certainly been done a lot here, but Mark Scotti's recent addition to the genre finally inspired TT to take a poke at it, so to speak. :) Unfortunately, got kinda distracted as this young thing walked by in the middle of composing...

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McKludge - April 21, 2009 - Report this comment
I hope you weren't thinking of Miley Cyrus when you wrote this. That would definitely be un-Disney.
John Barry - April 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Brings to mind "woodie" Allen.
AFW - April 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Shame on you, TT..better keep that turtlehead in it's shell...ya' might run into Chris Hansen..J/K funny combo'ing...
Jason - April 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Very good indeed. I echo AFW's comment!
Andy Primus - April 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Middle aged man going with 16 year olds. Been spending all your cash on crack whores again?
TJC - April 21, 2009 - Report this comment
I was once cold-cocked by a bottle of Cialis®... but that's a hole 'nother story! Very funny blendition here, TT... and me thinks you are slyly interweaving dove'tailing themes with you're take on Rawhide! and now Randy Ranchers! I'm still trying to decide if the capitalized 'Babne' was another 'slick insertion' alluding to that innocent n' nubile Disney piglet of the same name... hmmm 5 squeals either way!
LittleCougaress - April 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Got big Tuga ? ? ? Lord Tortuga!
Invisible Boy - April 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Very good writing TT. I got a little squeamish in the second half, but then again I kinda "went there" in one of my earliest submissions, so who am I to talk...
PMS - April 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Loved it
Tommy Turtle - April 21, 2009 - Report this comment
McKludge: I'll never tell! ... 'sides, *I'm* not the one who posed half-undraped for a magazine cover :) Talk to her (real) Daddy! lol. .... thanks for v/c.

John Barry: Good point and pun. Thanks for v/c..

AFW: Nice ta see ya back! ...was a bit worried. Thanks for lol comment and vote.

Jason: I echo my thanks!.

Andy Primus: I would if I had any :-( hehe. Thanks for v/c, Andy.

TJC: "I contain multitudes" (Walt Whitman). Funny punnys! Mostly I'm weaving my way down the woad, but if her pawents find out, I'm weaving on a jet plane. ... thanks for t/c, VJC. ... uh, I mean....

LittleCougaress: ¡Muchas gracias! ("Much grass") ... thanks for v/c, LC.

Invisible Boy: Then probably better that you don't click on the link in "Sixteen" lol! ... thanks for v/c, IB.

PMS: Back at ya! ... thanks for v/c, P.
Mark Scotti - April 21, 2009 - Report this comment
You'd get 555 years for that!!!! Funny one, TT!
TT - April 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Mark Scotti, thanks -- and thanks for the inspiration.
alvin - April 22, 2009 - Report this comment
ya had me at the title...hilarious
TT - April 22, 2009 - Report this comment
alvin, thanks.

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