-> "Sally, Ungowned; Nude, Poses"
Original Song Title:
"Sally Go 'Round The Roses"
Parody Song Title:
"Sally, Ungowned; Nude, Poses"
Sally's bank: house, forecloses (Sally's life decomposes)
Sally's man, plan, composes (Sally's vote: Guess he presupposes)
Else he may desert you (choice is to pervert you)
S'poses it can't hurt you (He imposes to convert you)
Sally needs the dough, so down goes her gown
Wowie! View, bestow: From her face on down....
Greatest thing in this old guy's world
Is to ... see some pictures of a naked girl
("Gal-l'ry" is found) Oh, Sally, what a show!
('Bove and below) Wanna go a round?
(Sally, Hel-lo!) Shall I go "downtown"?
(Let's have a go) Because the --
"Baddest" thing in the whole wide world
Is to ... see a lady with her stuff unfurled
Sally, renowned: nude poses (Sally offends "blue noses")
Sally, ungowned, exposes (Sally, astound; no man opposes)
They all love to see it (all agree that she's "it")
Pics to sell; no free set (As she shows, it's so swell to see t*t!)
Sally, my, oh, my! ... lovely hair, hang down
Sally, leg and thigh, as we stare and pound
Sit or lie; let the ... rosebud glow
Split, awry; so ... apropos
(Bustier unbound) Hey, Sally has my eye!
(Ta-tas, abound) Pretty poontang downed
(Valley, be drowned!) She should wear wang crown!
(Some beaver, show) But fuzzy;
Thinnest thong: Can it hold wide curl?
Les', too: See her, maybe, with another girl?
Sally's gown opens; closes (Sally's low mound, dis-"clotheses")
Payday amount: it growses (Sally's account: it unforecloses!)
[Fade, as Sally's bank account growses -- uh, grows, and "mounts" up]
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