They say the deals are really great on eBay (on eBay)
There's lots of stuff they're selling over there (on eBay)
When you're surfing the Internet
There's lots of stuff that you can get
Lots of really cool stuff everywhere (on eBay)

They say it's really something else on eBay (on eBay)
But looking at them, I can't really choose (on eBay)
And when you're really killing time
Even if you don't have a dime
And one thin dime could be a bet that you won't lose (on eBay)

Ha! They say the stuff won't last too long on eBay (on eBay)
I'll bid on a Greyhound bus, but I'll lose anyway (on eBay)
But oh, they're so wrong, they really are
'Cause I just bought this cool guitar
Ain't gonna stop till I buy a car on eBay (on eBay)

(instrumental break)

But oh, they're so wrong, they really are
'Cause I just bought this cool guitar
Ain't gonna stop till I buy a car on eBay (on eBay)
On eBay (on eBay)
I'm gonna buy it, yeah (on eBay)
I'll be a big wheeler dealer (on eBay)
I'll have my hopes and dreams (on eBay)
Everybody, everybody's gonna know me (on eBay)
All up and down eBay (on eBay)
Oh, yeah