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Song Parodies -> "Barn! Barn! Barn!"
Original Song Title:
"Turn! Turn! Turn!"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Byrds
Parody Song Title:
"Barn! Barn! Barn!"
Parody Written by:
Porfle Popnecker
The Lyrics
YouTube This is for all the fans of Barney Fife (Don Knotts) on "The Andy Griffith Show." You know who you are.
For every gun (Barn, Barn, Barn)
There is a bullet (Barn, Barn, Barn)
And a time to put the bullet in the chamber
A time to reach down, a time to draw
A time to load, a time to point
A time to wince, a time to shake
A time to choke, a time to quake
For every gun (Barn, Barn, Barn)
There is a bullet (Barn, Barn, Barn)
And a time to put the bullet in the chamber
A time to lock up, a time to let out
A time to file, a time to type
A time to answer the phone, a time to use it to call Juanita
For every gun (Barn, Barn, Barn)
There is a bullet (Barn, Barn, Barn)
And a time to put the bullet in the chamber
A time to sit, a time to stand
A time to stroll, a time to dance
A time to make arrests, a time for citizen arresting
For every gun (Barn, Barn, Barn)
There is a bullet (Barn, Barn, Barn)
And a time to put the bullet in the chamber
A time for porch, a time for couch
A time for tube, a time for fudge
A time to spoon, a time to woo
A time for fun, a time for Thelma Lou
There is a bullet (Barn, Barn, Barn)
And a time to put the bullet in the chamber
A time to reach down, a time to draw
A time to load, a time to point
A time to wince, a time to shake
A time to choke, a time to quake
For every gun (Barn, Barn, Barn)
There is a bullet (Barn, Barn, Barn)
And a time to put the bullet in the chamber
A time to lock up, a time to let out
A time to file, a time to type
A time to answer the phone, a time to use it to call Juanita
For every gun (Barn, Barn, Barn)
There is a bullet (Barn, Barn, Barn)
And a time to put the bullet in the chamber
A time to sit, a time to stand
A time to stroll, a time to dance
A time to make arrests, a time for citizen arresting
For every gun (Barn, Barn, Barn)
There is a bullet (Barn, Barn, Barn)
And a time to put the bullet in the chamber
A time for porch, a time for couch
A time for tube, a time for fudge
A time to spoon, a time to woo
A time for fun, a time for Thelma Lou
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Bout damn time Barney Fife got the reverential treatment he so richly deserved
Yes, whenever I see a lack of Barney Fife I nip it in the bud.
You might be interested to know that I recently submitted a parody, "Gimme Seltzer" which was heavily Stooge inflected with copious Stooge-referencing, to wit .... Woop woop a Stooge is threatening .. my very sight today .. If I dont hit with seltzer .. Nyaa yaah, hes gonna poke away
Fife work! 5s
@CML I was embalmed by it!
@Jonathan Your Fifes made me feel newly Barn!
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