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Song Parodies -> "Turds! Turds! Turds!"

Original Song Title:

"Turn! Turn! Turn!"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Byrds

Parody Song Title:

"Turds! Turds! Turds!"

Parody Written by:

harry

The Lyrics

Dedicated to all the heartless bastards who did not reach across the aisle and continue to do so.
"Turds! Turds! Turds!"

Do not a thing - turds, turds, turds
There is much treason - turds, turds, turds
Grade “A” slime you leathery worthless blunder brethren

A crime to be scorned, you slimes! You lie!
You slimes, you rant, two timing creeps!
A bill to kill, you slime! you squeal
A crime to gaffe, a crime, you creeps

Do not a thing – turds, turds, turds
There is much treason – turds, turds, turds
And a crime you're very worthless, blunder brethren

A crime to stall stuff, a crime to leave town
A crime! You ants, you slime, we scorn!
A crime to cast away votes
A crime to slather groans dumb brethren

Do not a thing – turds, turds, turds
There is much treason – turds, turds, turds
And a crime! You're very worthless, blunder brethren

A crime to shove, two-time ingrates
you slimy boars, you slimy grease
A crime! Betray your base
A crime, you lame brains, dumb membranes stink!

Do not a thing – turds, turds, turds
Where there is treason – turds, turds, turds
Band of crime! You leathery porpoise! Blunder brethren

you slime, lame-brained, a crime you shrews
two-time rear ends, you slime, you gloat
A crime you love, two-time ingrates
You slimy grease, I swear sh*t's on our plates!

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JAB - April 08, 2020 - Report this comment
Words, words, words--you have a way with them, Harry.
SPANK That Donnie Douchebag! - April 08, 2020 - Report this comment
You said it in the best possible way. Those turncoats who let Dirtbag Donnie get off the hook for his treason in January have sold the nation out. As a veteran who defended our Constitution from his kind, I feel the acquittal like all of the American people getting raped. Thank you very much for this cool cool cool parody.
SPANK That Donnie Douchebag! - April 08, 2020 - Report this comment
You said it in the best possible way. Those turncoats who let Dirtbag Donnie get off the hook for his treason in January have sold the nation out. As a veteran who defended our Constitution from his kind, I feel the acquittal was a total mass rape of all of the American people. Thank you very much for this cool cool cool parody.
Harry - April 08, 2020 - Report this comment
Thanks. JAB and Spank.

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