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Song Parodies -> "Turn, Turn, Turn"

Original Song Title:

"Turn, Turn, Turn"

Original Performer:

The Byrds

Parody Song Title:

"Turn, Turn, Turn"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Damn blinkin' light, (Turn, Turn, Turn)
On is his signal, (Turn, Turn, Turn)
For six blocks his light's been flashin', this makes seven!

Each minute one's born, some damn old guy..
Why can't they learn - to drive a car
The urge to kill, road rage I feel
Behind his ass, this traffic creep..

Around, can't swing, (Turn, Turn, Turn)
On right, no squeezin' (Turn, Turn, Turn)
Here's my finger, right in fashion, up yours, Kevin!

A time for swearin', a time to be steamed
A time to yell, a time to scream
Time to wish I was stoned, a time to go get stoned,

To Twinkler Al, (Turn, Turn, Turn)
Me, you'll be pleasin' (Turn, Turn, Turn)
Where the Hell, is this guy turnin', into Heaven?

No time for love, a time to hate
Ten blocks, now, scored.. when will it cease!
That yellow line in place, and so I must go on just chasing

Light's still blinking, (Turn, Turn, Turn)
To his rearview, flip (Bird, Bird, Bird)
Guess it takes all kind of drivers, under Heaven...

Fin'lly he turns - by the courthouse
I'm parking, too - this is my stop
He exits car - dressed in a robe
Oh My God! - and I'm here for traffic court..

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Total Votes: 9

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Rob Arndt - October 29, 2012 - Report this comment
I can't stand those that won't cancel their turn-blinker, especially on the Freeway! 555! Asians and the elderly aren't the only ones either- truck drivers do it too! I live in Cali so anything goes ;-)
WarrenB - October 29, 2012 - Report this comment
Reminds me of my morning and evening commutes. On the bright side, my middle finger gets a lot of exercise.
AFW - October 29, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rob and Warren
Meriadoc - November 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Cute one AFW!
Callmelennie - November 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Took me five days but I finally get it! Now whether it warrants three 5's ...
Dave W. - November 04, 2012 - Report this comment
I love when I have frree time on the weekends to catch up on my reading...AFW -great route, you took to your destination......Loved how U -Turn things around lol
Lifeliver - November 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Sorry, slow to catch up with this - been off the radar. As Dave W, nice turnaround, and with an effective denouement. No middle finger from me, you get all five.
AFW - November 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, Meri, lennie, Dave, and LL...
Yolanda - November 12, 2012 - Report this comment
This is truly hilarious! Great job.
AFW - November 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks for your comment, Yolanda..
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