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Song Parodies -> "Germs, Germs, Germs"

Original Song Title:

"Turn, Turn, Turn"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Byrds

Parody Song Title:

"Germs, Germs, Germs"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Based off of Weird Al's Song: Germs
On Everything (Germs, Germs, Germs)
They are the reason (Germs, Germs, Germs)
I use bleach on my skin's surface, burn sensation

There's some in my corn, Some on my fly
Some on implants, They come in by heaps
Some on my grill, Some in my meal
Some in my bath, Tons in my jeep

Cleaned everything (Germs, Germs, Germs)
Committing high treason (Germs, Germs, Germs)
They're breaking in for no purpose, Locked in prison

Some germs on in my cup, They're always around
Some are in my pants, Some on my porn
Some germs right here on my bones
Some germs all gather on this fine leather

Don't call me neat freak (Germs, Germs, Germs)
There is a reason (Germs, Germs, Germs)
I'm acting like Monk on purpose, With a napkin

Some in my glove, Some on my date
Some in my drawers, Some swim in grease
Some germs in a can of mace, Some germs that you are always a-tasting

(Lysol, Windex, and Clorox Bleach Sponsored Solo)

Am I Insane (Germs, Germs, Germs)
All these organisms (Germs, Germs, Germs)
You'll find them on every surface, Understand Me?

Some in my veins, Some in this booze
Some in rear ends, Some up my nose
They're in the Gov, The ones that I hate
Crawling on cheese, I swear they have us slaved!!!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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alvin rhodes - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
so vivid i had to wash my hands after reading it...5s
John Barry - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm incubating some fives.
Paul Robinson - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
For some reason I really want to take a long, thorough shower right now...has anyone seen my body-scrubbing brush? putting on my latex gloves and carefully placing three 5's into a hermetically-sealed voting pouch...Very good job here, Matthias...
Rick C - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Great parody, perfectly paced and funny. Hi Fives
Johnny D - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Guess what ... I've got a fever ... a BYRD FLU fever ... and the only prescription is ... MORE COWBELL !
PMS - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
This song makes me want to wear a space suit on this planet.
Patrick Yoness - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
More Cowbell...LOL. I love that skit. Oh yeah, good parody too.
Matthias - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Hope you guys get over your flus soon enough to read another of my parodies, Thanks...
Meriadoc - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Good job Matthias.

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