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Song Parodies -> "So You Want To Be A Cop...how Bizarre"
Original Song Title:
"So You Want To Be A Rock 'n' Roll Star"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Byrds
Parody Song Title:
"So You Want To Be A Cop...how Bizarre"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
so, you want to be a cop...how bizarre
then listen now, to what i say
get yourself some equipment and car
then fight some crime
and put crooks away
and when they're locked up tight
no parole in sight
its gonna be alright
there's a donut shop downtown
where the blue-clad men are often found
when you're there, you'll have company
cops are everywhere....eating pastries there
and when this gig is through
and your pension starts
you'll feel like you've done your part
the dough you're paid is so low its a shame
and you cannot be blamed
if some bribes are obtained
put your name in the public domain
don't forget who you are
you're a cop...how bizarre
la-la-la-la...la-la-la-la
la-la-la-la-la-la...la-la-la-la
then listen now, to what i say
get yourself some equipment and car
then fight some crime
and put crooks away
and when they're locked up tight
no parole in sight
its gonna be alright
there's a donut shop downtown
where the blue-clad men are often found
when you're there, you'll have company
cops are everywhere....eating pastries there
and when this gig is through
and your pension starts
you'll feel like you've done your part
the dough you're paid is so low its a shame
and you cannot be blamed
if some bribes are obtained
put your name in the public domain
don't forget who you are
you're a cop...how bizarre
la-la-la-la...la-la-la-la
la-la-la-la-la-la...la-la-la-la
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Alvin Rhodes - Great job with this excellent old Byrds tune! Fantastic pacing - matched original song up PERFECTLY from my vantage point. 5-5-5
Still LMAO! Great job, man
My first comment got lost in the ether Alvin, but echo Paul Robinson. This is very good work on a great song. Keep 'rm cummin' !!
Here are five jelly donuts for you...
Great job on the parody! I read your parody, now how bout you read mine? "Come On Over" to the Shania Twain section and "Check It Out"
I hate cops, but I love this parody! 5s.
thanks paul, MSG, paul, merry, chris and andria....glad you enjoyed....never had much problems with cops but i've gotten away with plenty they wouldn't appreciate
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