Get nude, rip off your shirt
Drop your trousers, and lose your boxers
The minute your hiney feels the cool air
Then you won't care if you look silly

Get nude, don't be afriad
Show the whole world what you are made of
The minute that you go "au naturale"
You'll have a ball, but might be chilly

And if you go out in the sun, you'll sure have fun
Don't forget to use your suntan lotion
There's nothing better that I know, get nude, let's go
Have us a little swim in the ocean

Get nude, take off your clothes
Give the neighbors something to stare at
Remember to shave off excess hair
Or just use Nair to be all silky

So next time you're out at a bar, get nude, you'll star
People will stuff dollars in your g-string
How can nudity be so bad, why get so mad
Pop stars are half nude whenever they sing

Get nude, let it hang out
Lose your tan lines, you'll look much better
Sit down on a towel out on the beach, or sand will reach
Unpleasant places, places, places, places, places, places
YEEEEEOOOOWWWWWWW

Na na na na na na na
Na na na na, Get nude
(repeat about 6 mllion times)