Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Saturday Night At The Movies"

Original Song Title:

"Eight Days a Week"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Saturday Night At The Movies"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

OS video is worth it for the haircuts alone...

Song being reworked: "Saturday Night At The Movies".

Saturday, I love, babe
You know what we do
Gonna pick you up, babe
See some show that's new
Popcorn, candy
Ain't it dandy
We love to go to the movies
One day each week

Ev'ryone's dressed fine, girl
Gonna have a ball
Glad that you are mine, girl
Balcony and all....
Necking, petting
Cozy, getting
Who cares what picture they show, girl?
Hug cheek to cheek!

Bal-con-y seat
We cu- -u- -u -u- -uddle
Coolly discreet
That "buttered" popcorn: What's in there?   [1]

Technicolor™; wide-screen
Cast from Hollywood
Figures girls don't hide, seen
But none quite like you
Hugging, kissing
Movie, missing
A lovely girl by my side: keen!
Get on, our freak

Lovely physique
Ca-re -e- -e- -e- ess you
If none would peek,
Why, I'd undress you in your chair

Movies, Satur-day, girl
Hand sneaks up your skirt
Public? Private play, girl
Just about to squirt
Groping, feeling
Take turns -- kneeling
Lose un-derwear; out of way, girl
Play hide 'n seek!

Whis-per, not speak
"Love, Softly Shriek"!

[1] Verrrry old joke/sight gag. Don't know it? Just ask ... . ;)

© 2010 Tommy Turtle. All rights reserved. E-mail:

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 7

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   7

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

TJC - November 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Whoa--eight lays a week?! Get a room--or better yet, a drive-in! Great 'stuff', man!
Mark Scotti - November 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Ahhh...the memories...and the mammaries!!
Abby Quiet - November 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Frankly, the rest of us in the theatre would just as soon you'd stayed in the SUV... ;) 555
Tommy Turtle - November 04, 2010 - Report this comment
TJC: Hate to brag, but as a teen -- n/m. (e-mail if you want details, heh!) ... and oh, those drive-in movies! Kids today DK what they're missing! Thanks for v/c.

Mark Scotti: Indeed!!!!

Abby Quiet: Obviously, you didn't go to the song linked at the last line ... but thanks for v/c, anyway.
      Besides, it's better than all those @#$% cell phones going off! :-D
Old Man Ribber - November 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Brilliant, but please be careful. Eight smooshed days make one weak! ;D
John Barry - November 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Nothing weak about these strong efforts.
Tommy Turtle - November 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Old Man Ribber: Now, *that*s what TT's been waiting for from the Ribber! :-D (thanks!)

John Barry: Only the author, who's a bit "spent" -- how did *you* do ten a day, five days a week, for months on end??? Thanks for v/c.
Belle - November 07, 2010 - Report this comment
You cooked up SOME stew...obviously with a LOT of spice thrown in. Consider yourself e-mailed. ; ) 5's

Ribber? (groan) LOL
Tommy Turtle - November 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Belle: Thanks for v/c. Glad you liked. ...(don't understand what "consider youself emailed" means..??)
Andria - November 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Good work here as usual... on the buttered-popcorn thing, I knew someone who stuck airline-size liquor bottles, pills and miniature candy bars in the lining of his trench coat and transferred them to a jumbo popcorn bucket, and another who surreptitiously poured liquid LSD on his popcorn. "Consider yourself e-mailed" = same as "you've got mail". 555 thumbs up.
Tommy Turtle - November 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Andria: Thank you very much for the kind words and vote. The actual popcorn joke in mind is a bit, uh, "racier" -- use your imagination, and note that "buttered" is in quotes ... ;)
          Neither Hollywood nor AOL care about grammar. "You've got mail" is ungrammatically redundant. "You've" = "You have". So "You have mail" is correct. (or "You've mail".) "You have got mail" is superfluous. ; - D

          Sorry about that digression -- I still don't get what is being said. Belle did *not* send me an e-mail, at least not at the address in my Captcha at the bottom, which is the same one she used before. So if I don't have mail from them, does it mean something else? -- TIA for any reply, and if you need more details on the popcorn .... ;)

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1195