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The Beatles

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Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

Came to Congress twenty years before...
Need a page to be my private wh**e
But page not found;
A 404

Came upon a page on bended knee
But he left, and very hurriedly
I guess he did --
-- not care for me

Why... he... had to "blow" [1]
I don't know; he seemed quite sore
Must... have... rubbed him wrong
Feelings strong
But 404!

I suppose he thought I was a bore
Or mistakenly thought I'm Al Gore
Insults, galore:
This 404

Why... no... willing page?
It's my age, or that I snore
'Cross... the... White House lawn
Poof! He's gone!
A 404

Just got up and bolted out the door
"Please come back to me!" How I implore...
Dude I adore
But 404

Page? Nevermore; just 404

[1] "Blow": "Slang. To leave; depart."

Inspired by MrMacphisto's parody of the 1983 Congressional page scandal. Saw Phil A's 404 parody of TOS, but haven't read all of the many "404" parodies, so hope this was a different twist (even though it ain't gonna go on ChuckyG's 404 page lol). © 2007 Tommy Turtle. All rights reserved.

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McKludge - October 22, 2007 - Report this comment
This in-turned out to be something else entirely. Funny twist on the idea of page not found.
AFW - October 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Extra clever slant, spoofing, as always...555 for 404
Phil Alexander - October 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Yep, I can honestly say this is completely different to mine :-) (and an interesting use of a "page", so to speak)
Codes 403 & 405 - October 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Motherboard always liked you best!
alvin - October 22, 2007 - Report this comment
tricky !
PMS - October 22, 2007 - Report this comment
555 on a song about a page who did not want to be turned
Jason - October 22, 2007 - Report this comment
I ditto all the above comments.
Tommy Turtle - October 22, 2007 - Report this comment
McKludge: lol! thanks. (super pun!)
AFW, thanks.
Phil Alexander, thanks; the Congressmen made rather interesting use of pages as well... the link has info on the scandal, if interested -- history repeats itself eternally.
Codes 403 & 405, lol! good one.
alvin, thanks.
PMS, lol - thanks.
Jason, I ditto all the thanks!
Kristof Robertson - October 22, 2007 - Report this comment
A real think piece for the more erudite Amirighter. Top-shelf composing here, TT. 555
Guy - October 22, 2007 - Report this comment
I almot got to read this but it 404ed on me - what the h---. See there it goes again when I tried to type he--. Sheesh and desist already -stop with the 404s for I give 'em some five, five, fives upside its positronic circuitry that passes for a head.
TT - October 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Kristof Robertson, thanks... Guy, thanks.
TJC - October 22, 2007 - Report this comment
TT - October 22, 2007 - Report this comment
stuart mcarthur - October 22, 2007 - Report this comment
now I'm waiting for the follow-up Yesterday parody, "Monica" - clever twist on the meaning of page, TT - 555
Tommy Turtle - October 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Stuart McArthur, thanks, and, as always, your wish is my command -- even before you express it: which was submitted on TT's n00b day here, from his catalog.

Oh, and made another try at submitting the BBTL parody that you requested. If it's not here tomorrow (Tue 23 Oct Yanktime), it'll have to go to WF, I guess.
Leo Keough - June 13, 2011 - Report this comment
You wrote a whole new page in history! 555!
Tommy Turtle - June 14, 2011 - Report this comment
Leo Keough: LOL! Thanks for read/v/c!

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