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Song Parodies -> "You've Got To Hide Your Muff Away"

Original Song Title:

"You've Got To Hide Your Love Away"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"You've Got To Hide Your Muff Away"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

There she stands, flaunting glands
Underwear? None at all
People watch; flashes crotch
Paparazzi: thrall

Looky, there, I don't care
Seen it all before
Talent, not; just her tw*t
Monumental bore

Hey, you've got to hide your muff away
Hey, take back your pride; hide stuff away

What's the fuss? Showing us --
-- Nothing that is new
You reveal no big deal
Others have one, too

Drunken slut, what you strut:
Used, and rather stale
Intertwine: Federline
Soon, career will fail

Hey, why don't you hide and go away?
Hey, just step aside and blow away


When I want porn, I'll get porn, not a newspaper. © 2007 Tommy Turtle. All rights reserved.
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Matthias - August 27, 2007 - Report this comment
You saw your target and threw some Spears right though the center.
John Barry - August 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Clit-see leers.
alvin - August 27, 2007 - Report this comment
you muffed the lryics, perfectly
2Eagle - August 27, 2007 - Report this comment
I'd like to hide her away.
AFW - August 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Muff said...this is "It" about Brit...top spoofing
TT - August 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Matthias, thanks... John Barry, good one, thanks... alvin (lol) thanks ... 2Eagle, thanks; go for it... AFW (lol) thanks.
Meriadoc - August 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Now how about "Muff that Actress Brags On"...?
TT - August 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Meriadoc, hehe! Hope you do that one; I don't care to devote any more to the tw*t (that's "twit").
TJC - August 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Masterful! TT (in JAB-esque garb) meats BS
TT - August 28, 2007 - Report this comment
TJC, thanks for the meet comment.
Tommy Turtle - August 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Meriadoc, if you see this, that idea is done, though it went in quite a different direction... Check Thursday 30 August... thanks for the inspiration.
Phil Alexander - August 29, 2007 - Report this comment
:-D I was hoping to point out a line that you'd "muffed"... but no such luck
TT - August 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Phil Alexander, sorry to disappoint... (lol) thanks, Phil.

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