Song Parodies -> "Sheep Love You"

Original Song Title:

"She Loves You"

Original Performer:

"Sheep Love You"

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The Lyrics

Completes the "Cheap Thrillogy" --- oops, uh, "Sheep Trilogy" with "A Shepherd Am I" and "Sheep: Care, Ovine".

Sheep love you, baa, baa, baa
Sheep love you, baa, baa, baa
Sheep love you, baa, baa, baa, baa

Your girl gives you no love?
She don't ever want to play?
Here's what I'm thinking of:
Dude, I know another way

You know, sheep love you
And you know that can't be baaad
Yes, sheep love you
It's the best you've ever haaad

Baaaa!

'Cause once you've had a ewe
There's nothing to compare
They're warm in winter, too
Have wool instead of hair

You know, sheep love you
And you know they're really raaad
Yes, sheep love you
They will not make you a Daaad

Baaaa!

Sheep love you, baa, baa, baa
Sheep love you, baa, baa, baa
Fits like a glove in that
Choose white or black or plaaaid

And now it's up to you
Do you want wool or fur?
Choose from girl or ewe
How can you be unsure?
Because sheep love you
And their love can drive men maaad
Yes, sheep love you
So invite one to your paaad

Baaaa!

Sheep love you, baa, baa, baa
Sheep love you, baa, baa, baa
And with a love like that
You never will be saaad
With a love like that
You'll be a happy laaad
With a love like that
I know you'll be-e-e
So glaaad!

Baa, baa, baa
Baa, baa, baa, Ba-aa

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Steve K. - August 23, 2007 - Report this comment

This is so baaaaaad that it's good.

John Barry - August 23, 2007 - Report this comment

Now some men goes for women/And some men goes for boys/By my love's soft and wooly/And makes a baaaing noise

Peter Andersson - August 23, 2007 - Report this comment

Now what if that leads to a turtle/sheep hybrid, would that be a turtle with a really woolly/cozy shell or a sheep when shaved for fur came with a pre-made turtle neck for polo shirts?

alvin - August 23, 2007 - Report this comment

plaid ?....i had no idea....lol

AFW - August 23, 2007 - Report this comment

Wham! Bam! Thank you, Lamb...It was a sheep shot, butt I had to do it....funnier than Mutton Jeff..good one

MasonR - August 23, 2007 - Report this comment

This was a sheer delight. I'm mulling over the ram-ificatons of it...

crazy8snake - August 23, 2007 - Report this comment

Very good, wooly bully to you. I might have to use this one in my show. With your permission of course.

TJC - August 23, 2007 - Report this comment

Voting 5's -- but feeling a little sheepish...

TT - August 23, 2007 - Report this comment

Steve K., thaaanks.
John Barry, thanks; good one :)
Peter Andersson, nice to see you again! Good question; try it and let me know -- both seem like good ideas :)
alvin.... thanks; it's that genetic engineering thing :)
AFW: LOL! (x4) - thanks :)
MasonR, also LOL! - thanks :)
crazy8snake, thanks... left a comment at 'Monistat' on that topic...
TJC, lol! thanks.

Peregrin - August 24, 2007 - Report this comment

"Yes, sheep love you, They will not make you a Daaad". I enjoyed that line particularly! Ewe did well :)

TT - August 24, 2007 - Report this comment

Peregrin, thank ewe.

Meriadoc - August 24, 2007 - Report this comment

The plaid line cracked me up too. Was that a subtle Scotsman joke? ;-)

TT - August 24, 2007 - Report this comment

Merry: Not intentionally - just a (hoped) funny rhyme for "bad" -- but if it works that way on the other side of the Pond, cool!

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