-> "Goose Her On The Sly In Thigh Mound"
Original Song Title:
"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"
Parody Song Title:
"Goose Her On The Sly In Thigh Mound"
The Lyrics
Picture show starts as the theater darkens
Both watching the screen in innocent guise
Hand under skirt slides up ever so slowly
To mound at the top of her thighs
Diophane panties on soft velveteen
Quivering under your hand
Feeling the girl with the curvaceous thighs
And she's come
Goose her on the sly in thigh mound (thigh mound)
Goose her on the sly in thigh mound (thigh mound)
Goose her on the sly in thigh mound (thigh mound)
Ahhhh..... Ahhhhh....
Afterward, seated in haute cuisine rest'rant
Where white-jacket waiters are flaming gay guys
Try not to smile at her hand 'neath the table
You'd better disguise glassy eyes
Manicured fingernails brushing your leg
Taking your breathing away
Softly caresses your head 'midst the crowds
And you've come
Squeeze me on the sly with fly down (fly down)
Squeeze me on the sly with fly down (fly down)
Squeeze me on the sly with fly down (fly down)
Ahhhh..... Ahhhhh....
Picture you both sitting there by the dugout
At baseball's World Series in eighth-inning tie
Sneak under blanket and start sexy snug-out
While umpire calls balls nearby
Nookie on the sly on diamond (diamond)
Nookie on the sly on diamond (diamond)
Nookie on the sly on diamond (diamond)
(repeat until you fade)
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