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Song Parodies -> "Airfarcewon"

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The Beatles

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Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

The author showers golden praise on yet another deserving AIR head. Inspired by Airfarcewon's "Golden Shower" . NOTE TO CG: Hey, he started this thread! I'm just responding! :)
Neat nick-name: upon a plane, is pun
But he's fetishistic son-of-gun
Kid-ney, relieve
On Airfarcewon

Up above his head, she starts to pee
"Golden shower", 'stead of bath, wants he
Without reprieve:
"We 'wee-oui': - whee!"

Why... he... finds this fun,
Knows no one un-der the sun
Dev-...'iate... dribbling done
See Jane run
On Airfarcewon!

Water washing down from bunny's bun
"Could you aim it over here, please, Hon?"
Pet wets: pet "pee"-ve
For Airfarcewon

Thrill... bills.... give her buck!
Ur-ine luck! Pay: chuck; you're done
Jill... spills... need not f***
Nor to s***
For Airfarcewon!

"Yellow River-running" has begun
Dude's degenerate, deranged "dick:-shun"!
No, nooky, none
Needs Airfarcewon

Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm - mmm - mmm....

"Golden Shower" © Airfarcewon. All else © 2006 Tommy Turtle.

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 12

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alvin rhodes - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
oh man, i'm glad i wrote about fishin'....nice job here
Paree Dee - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Alliterative accolades ! Praises for your puns ! Author ! Author! If I vote twice, will that count as 10-10-10 ??
Stephen Harrington - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Urine wonderful writing form here. 555.
AFW - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
I'd like to thank the Turtle academy for this Golden Shower Globe award....It humbles me greatly to read such splattering,, flattering poetic praise, written on my peehalf,, behalf ...I have attempted to seek therapy for this condition, but my analust ass-ured me I was completely normal...and her logic made good sense...she said it was better to be pissed on, than pissed, thanks again, Mr. Turtle..this is one shell of an on her,, honor, be the topic...or should I say the bottomic, of such a blockbuster now, when do I receive the bad pun award, too?
John Barry - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Messrs. micturition. You're in for 5s.
Adagio - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Well...I wasn't going to give you all fives, but this was funny, hunny.
MrMacphisto - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
This one's a pisser... 5-5-5
TT - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
alvin (lol), yeah, good choice... thanks. Paree Dee, Stephen Harrington, John Barry, Adagio, MrMacphisto, thanks.
AFW, never... My pleasure... BTW, is urinalyst - I mean, urinanalysist - uh, urinalysist - whatever - the one who is "donating" to you, as well? Psychiatrist is probably cheaper than a classy hooker, so, good choice.
Red Ant - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Good wordplay, excellent tribute. Perhaps even golden, heh heh. Oh, don't forget to check out "Of Misused", after all, our discussions on grammar prompted its writing.
Larry Hensley - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment
mmmmmm, 5s
Stuart McArthur - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment
ha! great tribute, and great line in ""We 'wee-oui': - whee!""
I was driving thru France a few months back and needed to go to the bathroom, so I went into a gas station and asked the attendant "Toilette?" to which she replied "Oui Oui" - I confirmed, "Oui! WeeWee!" - 555
TT - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Red Ant, thanks, and thanks for the steer - I had indeed missed it, to my very great loss.... Larry Hensley, thanks... Stuart McArthur, oui, thanks!

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