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Song Parodies -> "Cheney, Dick"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Cheney, Dick"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

Dedicated to Rick D's son, with sincere hope that he doesn't have to go "over there".
Cheney, Dick
He assured us war'd be over "quick":
In "a day, a week, a month, no trick"
And we believe
Him, Cheney, Dick

Suffer, we:
War has lasted for a year or three
Tell me, will my son come back to me?
Dick us deceived

Why... we.... must invade?
Cheney, staid: "Dubya-M-Ds" --
Bust!... Raid.... proved all wrong;
Lasting long:

Cheney, Dick
Told us, "Saddam? Be no sweat to lick"
"Then we'll reconstruct this oi-l slick
"And we'll receive
"Bucks, bundles thick"

Why... we... had to go?
(Trumpets blow) "Pa-tri-ot-ic"
No... "de... moc-ra-cy"
Just hypo-
-crisy from Dick!

Cheney, Dick:
Better not get on Iran-y kick
Of both lies and war, we're plainly sick
Too many grieve
From Cheney, Dick

Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm - mmm - mmm....

Sick of Dick-stick? Try these guys instead. © 2006 Tommy Turtle.

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 8

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alvin rhodes - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment
well constructed
AFW - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment
This definitely puts politicky dicky in his place..5's
Stephen Harrington - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment
I agree with AFW, 555.
Paree Dee - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Ditto the above.
Larry Hensley - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment
We were both thinkin' of Cheney today. Good, 555s
TT - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
alvin, AFW, Stephen Harrington, Paree Dee, thanks.
Larry Hensley, "great minds run in the same channel"... thanks.
Rick D - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh Wow. I'll forward this to him, but he's in Biloxi, still in training, and cleaning up Katrina mess. I'm not worried. He reminds me that the USAF is the safest branch of the service, and he's in a "behind the scenes part of it. Thanks TT
TT - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Rick D, thanks, and you're welcome... Thank your son on behalf of all of us.

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