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Song Parodies -> "Negra Modelo (The Mexican Beer Song)"
Original Song Title:
"Eleanor Rigby"
Original Performer:
The Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"Negra Modelo (The Mexican Beer Song)"
Parody Written by:
Tommy Turtle
The Lyrics
The title does NOT refer to Tyra Banks! -- Rather, a response to John Barry's "Busch-bashing" comment to the author's first Beatles beer bust, "Michelob", to "wit": "Bad beer, good parody". The author figures that this time, he'll shoot for "Good beer, bad parody."
Ah, look at all the loaded people
Ah, look at all the loaded people
Negra Modelo
Made not from rice, but from barley, so gnarly a smell*
Taco Bell, knell!
Mexican fellow:
South of the Border; you order your Porter their way
Then say, "¡Ole!"
All thirst-throated people
Where do we all come from?
All thirst-throated people
Why drink we all night long?
Me and my friends, we:
Taste after taste, wetly waste, lager-laced, deep disgraced,
Slighty s***-faced!
"Cerveza" frenzy**
Elbow in air, "put 'er there", 'til no care, unaware:
On derriere!
All beer-bloated people
Where do we all come from?
All beer-bloated people
Why drink we all night long?
Negra Modelo
Heavy with hops, sav'ry schnapps; pesos, plops; drunk, he drops
Caught by the cops!
Mercedes-Benz, he
Wantonly wrecks; ill effects; he elects to leave Mex.:
Take ex to Tex.!
All teeth-floated people:
U. S., we all come from
All teeth-floated people:
Back home, we all belong!
Ah, look at all the loaded people
Negra Modelo
Made not from rice, but from barley, so gnarly a smell*
Taco Bell, knell!
Mexican fellow:
South of the Border; you order your Porter their way
Then say, "¡Ole!"
All thirst-throated people
Where do we all come from?
All thirst-throated people
Why drink we all night long?
Me and my friends, we:
Taste after taste, wetly waste, lager-laced, deep disgraced,
Slighty s***-faced!
"Cerveza" frenzy**
Elbow in air, "put 'er there", 'til no care, unaware:
On derriere!
All beer-bloated people
Where do we all come from?
All beer-bloated people
Why drink we all night long?
Negra Modelo
Heavy with hops, sav'ry schnapps; pesos, plops; drunk, he drops
Caught by the cops!
Mercedes-Benz, he
Wantonly wrecks; ill effects; he elects to leave Mex.:
Take ex to Tex.!
All teeth-floated people:
U. S., we all come from
All teeth-floated people:
Back home, we all belong!
*If ya wanna know why most US beer tastes like it's already been through the horse, it's 'cause they put rice in it, adulterating a recipe handed down from the ancient Persians. Check out the label some time! **"Cerveza" = "beer". "Una cerveza mas" is sort of the "E pluribus unum" of Mexico; rough translation: "Another beer, over here!" "Negra Modelo" ® Grupo Modelo S. A. (Modelo Group), brewer of Corona, Pacifica, Negra Modelo, Modelo Especial, and others. All else © 2006 Tommy Turtle.
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Ah, maybe T's a loaded author
Ah, missed these lines when they came "åter"
(that's a Swedish word for "back again", I couldn' come up with anything else that rhymed, he-he. Since you could easily have repeated the lines in the intro I won't deduct anything. 5s.
Ah, missed these lines when they came "åter"
(that's a Swedish word for "back again", I couldn' come up with anything else that rhymed, he-he. Since you could easily have repeated the lines in the intro I won't deduct anything. 5s.
Do you EVER stop??? Words flow from you like... well, like beer from a tap ! Cinco, cinco, cinco...
muy bien parodia por cerveza !
Nicely done, TT! 555
It wasn't too long ago that we had a contest for beer parodies. I can see you will be ready for the next time. Especially liked the "Heavy with hops" verse.
Peter, Paree Dee (not while still breathing! lol), alvin, Rick C, Rex, muchas gracias ("much grass"), and thanks.
Another refreshing parody.
Tyra Banks !! Omigosh, just got it !! Keep 'em coming !
Larry Hensley, thanks.... PD, glad ya liked that. :)
I have been one of the loaded people, as I'm sure most people have. Again, great word-play and flawless pacing. especially enjoyed 'taste/waste/lager-laced/disgraced/ s***-faced
Glen S: I'm sure you're right. ;) ... TT especially enjoys internal rhyming where possible. Glad you enjoy it too. Thanks for v/c.
Burps a plenty for this one TT!
And a burp back atya, Peregrin! -- or was that reply below the belch? ;)
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