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Song Parodies -> "Negra Modelo (The Mexican Beer Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Eleanor Rigby"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Negra Modelo (The Mexican Beer Song)"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

The title does NOT refer to Tyra Banks! -- Rather, a response to John Barry's "Busch-bashing" comment to the author's first Beatles beer bust, "Michelob", to "wit": "Bad beer, good parody". The author figures that this time, he'll shoot for "Good beer, bad parody."
Ah, look at all the loaded people
Ah, look at all the loaded people

Negra Modelo
Made not from rice, but from barley, so gnarly a smell*
Taco Bell, knell!
Mexican fellow:
South of the Border; you order your Porter their way
Then say, "¡Ole!"

All thirst-throated people
Where do we all come from?
All thirst-throated people
Why drink we all night long?

Me and my friends, we:
Taste after taste, wetly waste, lager-laced, deep disgraced,
Slighty s***-faced!
"Cerveza" frenzy**
Elbow in air, "put 'er there", 'til no care, unaware:
On derriere!

All beer-bloated people
Where do we all come from?
All beer-bloated people
Why drink we all night long?

Negra Modelo
Heavy with hops, sav'ry schnapps; pesos, plops; drunk, he drops
Caught by the cops!
Mercedes-Benz, he
Wantonly wrecks; ill effects; he elects to leave Mex.:
Take ex to Tex.!

All teeth-floated people:
U. S., we all come from
All teeth-floated people:
Back home, we all belong!

*If ya wanna know why most US beer tastes like it's already been through the horse, it's 'cause they put rice in it, adulterating a recipe handed down from the ancient Persians. Check out the label some time! **"Cerveza" = "beer". "Una cerveza mas" is sort of the "E pluribus unum" of Mexico; rough translation: "Another beer, over here!" "Negra Modelo" ® Grupo Modelo S. A. (Modelo Group), brewer of Corona, Pacifica, Negra Modelo, Modelo Especial, and others. All else © 2006 Tommy Turtle.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 8

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 5   5

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Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - March 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Ah, maybe T's a loaded author
Ah, missed these lines when they came "åter"
(that's a Swedish word for "back again", I couldn' come up with anything else that rhymed, he-he. Since you could easily have repeated the lines in the intro I won't deduct anything. 5s.
Paree Dee - March 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Do you EVER stop??? Words flow from you like... well, like beer from a tap ! Cinco, cinco, cinco...
alvin rhodes - March 27, 2006 - Report this comment
muy bien parodia por cerveza !
Rick C - March 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Nicely done, TT! 555
Rex - March 27, 2006 - Report this comment
It wasn't too long ago that we had a contest for beer parodies. I can see you will be ready for the next time. Especially liked the "Heavy with hops" verse.
TT - March 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Peter, Paree Dee (not while still breathing! lol), alvin, Rick C, Rex, muchas gracias ("much grass"), and thanks.
Larry Hensley - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Another refreshing parody.
Paree Dee - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Tyra Banks !! Omigosh, just got it !! Keep 'em coming !
TT - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Larry Hensley, thanks.... PD, glad ya liked that. :)
Glen S - March 30, 2012 - Report this comment
I have been one of the loaded people, as I'm sure most people have. Again, great word-play and flawless pacing. especially enjoyed 'taste/waste/lager-laced/disgraced/ s***-faced
Tommy Turtle - March 31, 2012 - Report this comment
Glen S: I'm sure you're right. ;) ... TT especially enjoys internal rhyming where possible. Glad you enjoy it too. Thanks for v/c.
Peregrin - September 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Burps a plenty for this one TT!
Tommy Turtle - September 09, 2012 - Report this comment
And a burp back atya, Peregrin! -- or was that reply below the belch? ;)

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