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Song Parodies -> "Michelob ('The Pomfret' Revision)"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Michelob ('The Pomfret' Revision)"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

The Pomfret criticized the Turtle's first version of this parody, in that typical Turteloquence failed on the last verse. I like this revision better myself, so thanks to the Pomfret for taking Turtle to task.
Burly, brawny brew that tastes so good
I would have one right now if I could
Oh, I believe
In Michelob

A gigantic thirst came over me
I thirst relieve
With Michelob

Don't... drink... foreign beer,
Cup o' cheer
That's brewed right here
Sir... I.... say, sincere
Choice is clear:
"Mick" has no peer!...

Such supremely scented soapy suds
Don't want Blue Ribbons, Schlitz, or Buds;
I would so grieve:
Not Michelob?

While... re... lax-ing, slouch;
Sit on couch
In my bathrobe
Fra... grant... foam-y head
Pale or red
It's Michelob!

Lovely lager lapped; so loved, that all
From the Devil to Apostle Paul,
Cannot conceive:
No Michelob...

Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm - mmm - mmm....

© 2006 Tommy Turtle.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 12

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 4   2
 5   6

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The Pomfret - March 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Crosses all barriers! Could be sung anywhere beer is pondered. Congratulations! A polished work.
alvin rhodes - March 24, 2006 - Report this comment
sure, i'll take a second sip
John Barry - March 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Bad beer; good parody. Foaming fives.
Brad Schuman - March 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Any tribute to "enebriation" is cool with me!
AFW - March 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Very good brewin'
TT - March 24, 2006 - Report this comment
The Pomfret, alvin,John Barry, Brad Schuman, AFW, thanks.
Pomfret, the first version was written ages ago, as per its intro. Thanks for encouraging TT to polish it up.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - March 25, 2006 - Report this comment
The Devil and Apostle Paul are drinking buddies now? That explains soooo much of world state affairs...
TT - March 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Peter K1, (lol) yes, it would.... thanks.
Larry Hensley - March 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Also good.
TT - March 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Larry Hensley, thanks.
Paree Dee - March 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Mr T, you always brew the best. For all you do, this five's for you...
TT - March 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Paree Dee, good puns, thanks.

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