If ev'ry buddy had a woman
Who liked to roll in hay
Then ev'ry buddy'd be schtuppin'
A gal to fornicate
It's so hard bearin' their naggies
Their crotch, won't hand to you
So woolly, woolly bond, pair to
Schtuppin' ewe ass, lay

Ewe matchin', schtuppin' in Boise
(In and out, those ewe we lay)
And out in Coeur d'Alene
(In and out, yes, that's the way)
Mountain Home and Twin Falls
(In and out, all night, all day)
New Plymouth, Kimberly
(In and out, hooray, we say)
All over Wyoming
(In and out; we're on our way)
And down New Zealand way
(Inside, stout ride)
Ev'ry rutter's gone schtuppin'
Schtuppin' ewe all day

Wool all be picking out which chute
We're gonna mate real soon
We're waxing down our woodies
We can't wait for poon
We'll all be going to bum her
It's by sheep-fairing we lay
Though some rancher, his turf, in
Perve-in' ewe, I say!

England, Wales, and Scotland
(In, ride, out, ride, chap, I say)
Pacific: Adelaide
(Coastline; Outback: too dry, eh?)
West Australia and Brisbane
(Stu McArthur goes to play) [1]
In Sydney, sheep are "maid"
(Kristof Robert-son's big day) [2]
All over Tasman'ia
(Although Kris has moved away)
And Melbourne; New South Wales
(That's Stu's fave ride)
Ovine bodies we're schtuppin'
Schtuppin ewe all day

Ovine bodies we're cuppin'
Nerfin' ewe all day
Ovine buddies, we're stuck on
Perfect: ewe-us, lay
Yeah, ev'ry buddy's gone schtuppin'
Schtuppin' ewe ass, yay!




[1] One of AmIRight's most veteran and excellent writers, a native Aussie, the rarity of whose visits these days leaves us all much the poorer. (Check out his page some time. You won't be sorry.)

[2] See [1]. ... Since moved to the opposite end of the Earth (Great Britain).