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Song Parodies -> "Schtuppin' Ewe All Day"

Original Song Title:

"Surfin' USA"

Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Schtuppin' Ewe All Day"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

Inspired by Andy Primus' suggestion here.

Explanation: The US state of Idaho, in the Northwest, was once home to much sheep ranching (along with neighbor Wyoming), such that the joke was that the state's motto was, "Idaho: Where men are men, and sheep are nervous". It's since gone high-tech (the US's nuclear submarine research facility is located there, even though the state is landlocked. I know why, but if I told you, I'd have to kill you.), but the old image was used in the first four "location" lines, which are all cities or towns in Idaho.
If ev'ry buddy had a woman
Who liked to roll in hay
Then ev'ry buddy'd be schtuppin'
A gal to fornicate
It's so hard bearin' their naggies
Their crotch, won't hand to you
So woolly, woolly bond, pair to
Schtuppin' ewe ass, lay

Ewe matchin', schtuppin' in Boise
(In and out, those ewe we lay)
And out in Coeur d'Alene
(In and out, yes, that's the way)
Mountain Home and Twin Falls
(In and out, all night, all day)
New Plymouth, Kimberly
(In and out, hooray, we say)
All over Wyoming
(In and out; we're on our way)
And down New Zealand way
(Inside, stout ride)
Ev'ry rutter's gone schtuppin'
Schtuppin' ewe all day

Wool all be picking out which chute
We're gonna mate real soon
We're waxing down our woodies
We can't wait for poon
We'll all be going to bum her
It's by sheep-fairing we lay
Though some rancher, his turf, in
Perve-in' ewe, I say!

England, Wales, and Scotland
(In, ride, out, ride, chap, I say)
Pacific: Adelaide
(Coastline; Outback: too dry, eh?)
West Australia and Brisbane
(Stu McArthur goes to play) [1]
In Sydney, sheep are "maid"
(Kristof Robert-son's big day) [2]
All over Tasman'ia
(Although Kris has moved away)
And Melbourne; New South Wales
(That's Stu's fave ride)
Ovine bodies we're schtuppin'
Schtuppin ewe all day

Ovine bodies we're cuppin'
Nerfin' ewe all day
Ovine buddies, we're stuck on
Perfect: ewe-us, lay
Yeah, ev'ry buddy's gone schtuppin'
Schtuppin' ewe ass, yay!

[1] One of AmIRight's most veteran and excellent writers, a native Aussie, the rarity of whose visits these days leaves us all much the poorer. (Check out his page some time. You won't be sorry.)

[2] See [1]. ... Since moved to the opposite end of the Earth (Great Britain).

Thanks, Andy! © 2009 Tommy Turtle. All rights reserved. E-mail:

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Fiddlegirl - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment
You did this in one evening? I wish I could resent you for that, but I'm laughing too hard!
Old Man Ribber - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment
This is more than just sheep thrills! Fantastic as always. ;D
Mark Scotti - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Home on the Strange! Really funny!!! I don't know what's gotten into ewe these days, but apparently you do!!
John Barry - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Not baaaaaaaaaaaaaad!
TJC - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Ewe rock!
Ewe shock!
We all grok
AIR's 'Ewe Spock'!
Ann Hammond - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Christie Marie M - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Ewe's are in heat this season!! This is soooooo hilarious! Bleatingly funny! 5's!! (Laughs like Spongebob) : Baaaaa-haaaa!! Baaaaaa-haaaaaa!!!
Christie Marie M - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Oh, I also left out that I love the way you wrote your parody! I especially loved the way you spoofed and added those background vocals to the song.
! ! ! - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment
! ! ! . . . for Ewe, el ToroMayor . . .
alvin - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment
your exhuberance is infectious
Tommy Turtle - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Fiddlegirl: No, I did it in a couple of hours, maybe a little less, after tossing off the other post today.... a mind is a terrible thing to waste, isn't it? (lol :D) ... Thanks for the v/c, and for not hating me because I'm beautiful (as the pix clearly show) :-)

Old Man Ribber: Thanks as always!

Mark Scotti: Sheep thrills have been a long-running niche -- this might be #10 or #11, not sure... but this one was Andy's idea! (click the link in the intro) Blame *him*! ... thanks for v/c!

John Baaaaaaarry, thanks!

TJC: There's nothing like Vulcan' sheep! ... and when you have to wait seven years to get a crack -- make that, a chance -- at a human female, .... sad part is, Spock is getting more than TT these days (sniff) .. Thanks for v/c!

Ann Hammond: Long time, no see! Always nice to have you drop by! Thaaaaaaanks for v/c!

Christie Marie M: Thanks... can't say it's my own trademark, but always try to do bkgd vocals if they're in the OS. Could come up with some examples, but I think I've already exceeded my plug limit for the week. (Maybe next week hehe!) Thanks for v/c, CMM!

! ! ! : ¡ ¡ ¡ (not sure how else to respond to that comment, but thanks ! ! ! !!!

alvin: let's hope that that's all that's infectious :) thanks, alvin.
Jizter Spock - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment
You know it TT.... I'm knee deep, knee deep, knee deep... sorry---I've a frog in my second trachea!
Stephen Hawking - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Jizter Spock, I know of a sure cure for that.
Timmy1000 - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Pretty funny and nice use of OS. Here's another state to stay away from.
TT - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Timmy1000, thanks.
AFW - August 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Wild and kinky wooly, You go, TT
TT - August 01, 2009 - Report this comment
AFW, thanks, but... go where? Uh, don't answer that ... a lot of people have told TT where to go :) ... thanks for v/c.
Ann Hammond - August 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny that I just happen to check yesterday to find a Beach Boys parody. And a feeling is there Like a call from the parody turtle hehe
Andy Primus - August 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job (& quick) - I didn't actually expect you to do the parody but I'm glad ewe did.
PS, I followed through with a suggestion that you gave me a while back but it went out on a day that you weren't on. It's here if you're interested.
PPS, In the UK it's the English that rib the Welsh for being sheep-shaggers. Do you have a similar thing where it would be said about a particular group of people (race or region)
Tommy Turtle - August 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Ann Hammond: It must have been fate. :) ... thanks for v/c.

Andy Primus: Be careful what you wish for; ewe might get it! ... alvin and McKludge once "jokingly" suggested a certain sheeparody follow-up, and to their surprise, it showed up the next day (which will actually be linked to in Monday's work). Thought yours was a great idea and a fun write. Thanks for idea, vote, and comment.

Sorry to have missed your take from TT's idea; will definitely head there shortly. If that should happen again, you can always PM me at inthe00s, or email with the Capcha link by my copyright notice. (Sorry about the Captcha thing, but I hate spambots with a passion.

Re: ethnic ribbing: See the intro -- Idaho was the US's victim state. I once worked at a ski resort where many Aussies worked during their summer, and they made jokes about Kiwis (New Zealanders). ... Unfortunately, the Gods of Political Correctness have thundered down upon the US, prohibiting any such humor in public, on pain of being flogged -- by the media, at least. It's probably better that way, at least in public - but we can still have our private jokes, can't we? :-)
And Primus - August 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Doh! Forgot about the intro - that's what happens when you read a parody on a Friday but don't have time to come back and leave comments until Sunday night.
TT - August 03, 2009 - Report this comment
And, I know the feeling -- no worries, Mate!
Peregrin - August 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Wool, wool, what have we here? Shear brilliance. This parody bleats the competition :)
Tommy Turtle - August 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Peregrine, thanks for your d-ovine comments!

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