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Song Parodies -> "Blouse Of Uprising Stun"

Original Song Title:

"House Of The Rising Sun"

Original Performer:

The Animals

Parody Song Title:

"Blouse Of Uprising Stun"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Original song on YouTube

Additionally, enjoy Eric's woeful attempts at lip-synching. He does pretty well for the most part, but seems to have a very strange idea of how to shape his mouth when making an L or an E sound. The best part is at 3:23 when he lets out a yell, sort of forgot he had to open his mouth to make it realistic.

There is a blouse - a view convenes:
They’re full: uprising stun
And it's seen pursuin’ by many a poor boy
And God, I know I'm one

It’s bothered horny sailors
Awed the huge Marines
It alters boss to stamm’rin’ man
Mounded, grew his jeans...

Now them conely things are double-Ds
In a shirtwaist wash has shrunk
And the only man they’d not ignite
Would be a tonsured monk

Those bubbies - swelled for children
Not for you: top full o’ fun
Fends the wise from stunnin’ mammaries
In the blouse of uprising stun

I’m likin’ bun-beauts not of flat-form
The juggernauts firm, they reign
A-growin' rack: bazoom-y dreams
Beware: fat pole attain

Well, there is a blouse so pectorine
They’re full: uprising stun
And it's seen undoin’ of many a poor boy
When but-tons go undone

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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 14

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Phil Alexander - May 21, 2015 - Report this comment
..or should that be (.)(.) ?
Susanna Viljanen - May 21, 2015 - Report this comment
Leough - May 21, 2015 - Report this comment
This masterful job of syllable matching produced howls at the rhyming puns!

@Phil's graphic comment: LOL!
Timmy1000 - May 21, 2015 - Report this comment
Great rhyming and well told story. Ditto on Phil's graphic.
Rob Arndt - May 21, 2015 - Report this comment
What, no mention of a sweater??? 555 anyway!
Jonathan - May 21, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks For The Mammaries! 5's
Andy Primus - May 23, 2015 - Report this comment
Truly terrific teasing tale to teeming temptress's titillating treats: tantalising trollop's two tremendous treasures totally tends to tempt teen's tightly-trousered titchy tadger to temporarily tense.
Patrick - May 24, 2015 - Report this comment
I think how Tommy Turtle would have been titillated by this.

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