(Riff is played.)

John: Hi Dennis, about gun control,
The second amendment, is ignored,
Our schools need to be protected,
But we need to do background checks,
On every single.......
Dennis Miller: (Interrupts) I have every right to,
Own a gun.
We should protect our children,
Government should mind their business,
Do not try to,
Govern my life,
And, John boy, yes John boy,
Just listen, just listen.........................

It's my rant, and I'll say what I want,
It's my show, so I'll say what I want,
I am not wrong!
Punch your lights out!
But, someday you'll figure it all out!

(Riff is played. Dennis Miller: Now, its time for the next caller. Here is Tom from Texas! Hey Tom, whats shakin' baby?...................)

Tom: This congress is not popular,
They just can't get any laws passed.
Do you think we should protest outside the White House,
Just let them know that we,
Have a...........
Dennis Miller: I don't want to do a protest!
Believe me, just stay out of it,
Don't you understand, its not worth it,
So listen!
So Tom, give up,
Any hope,
But baby, but baby,
Just listen, just listen......................................

It's my rant, and I'll say what I want,
It's my show, so I'll say what I want,
I am not wrong!
Punch your lights out!
But, someday you'll figure it all out!

It's my rant, and I'll say what I want!
Christian: We are off the air now!
Dennis Miller: It's my show, so I'll sat what I want!
Christian: Want some coffee?
Dennis Miller: It's my rant, and I'll say what I want!
Christian: I'm not listening!
Dennis Miller: It's my show, so I'll say what I want!