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Song Parodies -> "The House of the Writhing Nuns"

Original Song Title:

"The House of the Rising Sun"

Original Performer:

The Animals

Parody Song Title:

"The House of the Writhing Nuns"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

One line shamelessly stolen from Avenue Q.. but I'm afraid I couldn't resist.
I got an emailed video
'Twas full of writhing nuns
And it's been the ruin of my poor ol' PC
The damn thing now don't run

The mother was Superior
She screwed 'em all that way
The father was a priestly man
Whose habits.. I'd better not say

One man removed his bright red robe
Impatient to begin
Guess the only time he's satisfied
Is committing a Cardinal Sin

--Organ solo--
--...seriously...--
--...that's...--
--...what...--
--...it...--
--...said...--

But techies tell your users
Not to do what I have done
Don't grab your dick and double-click
On the House of the Writhing Nuns

Well, I got one keylogging Trojan
And a mail virus or two
When I log on.. my password's gone
To some Russian hacking crew

If you receive that video
Don't view the writhing nuns
For they've been the ruin of many a PC
I know 'cause mine was one

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Michael Pacholek - July 10, 2009 - Report this comment
"House of the Writhing Nuns"? What are you, an Animal? Yeah, an Animal who's gonna get a lot of fives for this one.
Leo Keough - July 10, 2009 - Report this comment
I've only been posting here for about 8 months, but I have to say that this is one of the funniest parodies I've seen since I've been here!!!!!...You had me right from the title switch!!!!...Brilliant work!!!!!...555!!!!!
Dr. Oliver Clozoff - July 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Best parody in quite a while. Very nicely done!
Fiddlegirl - July 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Get thee to a punnery! 555!
Peter Andersson - July 10, 2009 - Report this comment
I like nuns, they usually got that "Oh God, Oh God" moan down to perfection. (In my dreams).
LilCatLicker - July 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir, this could've been a riot ! ! Please edit & reSubmit, OK? I envision elderly Sisters in DominicanConvent in Fremont . . . . They smile from their wheelchairs when CowboyJim brings them the fresh goat milk & pressed Olive Oil from the Campagna.
Timmy1000 - July 10, 2009 - Report this comment
This one was great, especially title. 555
alvin - July 10, 2009 - Report this comment
title switch of the day and the parody lived up to the promise
Phil Alexander - July 11, 2009 - Report this comment
:-) Thanks all

I'm going to be playing this one tonight... if anyone can get to the Poetry Cafe in Covent Garden, that is
Rex - July 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Brilliant work...hope you can get your floppy device fixed.
John Barry - July 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Title o' the day.
Patrick - July 16, 2009 - Report this comment
As always I try to imagine the lyrics sung to "Amazing Grace" or "America the Beautiful". You do hit upon the biggest problem of the internet: the power of an outsider to destroy your machine because you watched his content. Just imagine if your TV set died or went berserk because a station broadcast a porno scene or a fraudulent infomercial. The next cyber billionaire will be the entrepreneur who develops a method to prevent this from happening. I visualize a physical key which would have to be installed before a computer could accept any changes from outside. Feel free to run with that idea. If it works, send me money.
Callmelennie - September 23, 2016 - Report this comment
Did you know, Phil, that there was an actual Roman Cardinal with the last name of Sin -- Jaimie Cardinal Sin of the Philipines. And when he first met Pope John Paul II, the Pope went into full Don Rickles mode and said ..... "Cardinal Sin, huh? Say, how's your kid sister, Venial. And what about yo Mama; is she still alive or is she a Mortal Sin." ....... And Jamie rolled his eyes and said, "Yeah, that's really Original, JP. So, you gonna cut the Papal Bull right now, or are we gonna have a Malay melee?"

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