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Song Parodies -> "There Was A Cow That Made Ice Cream"

Original Song Title:

"House Of The Rising Sun"

Original Performer:

The Animals

Parody Song Title:

"There Was A Cow That Made Ice Cream"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

The Lyrics

There was a cow that made ice cream
She'd stir it with her tongue
Cause she bent the spoon that she tried to employ
Then fed it to her young

Her heifers were a failure
Just wasn't in their genes
The others said they were suntanned
Couldn't make ice cream

Now the only thing that bovine needs
Is a bucket and a churn
And the only time her udders were dry
Was when she got sunburned

(udderly useless break)

Those udders start to filling
She's got only one option
Add cocoa to make it chocolaty
And then stir it with her tongue

Well I remember that sad morning
It bothered that poor cow's brain
So she gave up making ice cream
Can still hear her complain

Yes there was a cow that made ice cream
She'd stir it with her tongue
Well the reason she had gotten so annoyed
She'd frozen all her young

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Royce Miller - April 19, 2005 - Report this comment
The title was just too quirky to pass up, and the parody was even quirkier.
Red Ant - April 19, 2005 - Report this comment
"I see some fives for Tim Mayfield. It is a funny one". Love it when people parody the intrumentals ( or in this case the udderly useless break ).
Rick C - April 19, 2005 - Report this comment
I found this stirring..555
Johnny D - April 19, 2005 - Report this comment
I like cow parodies, and this is a sweet one.
chas roper - November 21, 2007 - Report this comment
love them cow songs.

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