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Song Parodies -> "My Song Was Banned"

Original Song Title:

"Stand By Your Man"

Original Performer:

Tammy Wynette

Parody Song Title:

"My Song Was Banned"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

Not really, but some of them probably should have been.... Thanks to AFW for showing us how much fun TOS is to parody... and apologies to him for groundless niTT-picking of his pacing.

Sometimes it's hard to be a writer
Parodying ev'rything you can
I did submit
But song did not fit
Doing things outside the guideline span

Don't use profanity or hate speech
Just a pun, lasciviously planned :)
Explicit: never
But if you're clever:
Have fun, but not get out of hand

And Airfarcewon
Has nailed us: J-Lo butt-freaks
Who all should post at Wh*tFr**ks
Obsessed by one thing only

My song was banned
It's too risqué to sing to
Had Ginger kissing Mary Ann
And Gil---li---ga-a-an!

Need not be bland
Just show the world you're funny
Keep giving all the laughs you can
Ig---nore... your.... gla-a-a-and!

"J-Lo The Famous Dame's Rear" © Airfarcewon. All else © 2007 Tommy Turtle. All rights reserved.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Federal Communications Commission - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Due to the constant obscene nature of material submitted by Mr. Turtle, and the dozens of letters from angry visitors, we will be levying a $555 against the owner(s) of this website, per section 5.2-3 of the code. You compliance is appreciated.
alvin - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
i can relate to this one...i had one denied a while the tune of "lucy in the sky with diamonds" called "loosening her shy young hymen"....not a single dirty word in it, too
Walt Conner - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Back...back... back... this this ones outa here!!! 555
Guy - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Most underSTANDibly funny and clever. I like how you fit "What Freaks" into the parody. I went there once. Not my cup of pee er I mean tea. I got one banned years ago when I used to write somewhat rude and crude. I've cleaned up my act somewhat now. Chuck is right for what he does. Allowing hate, overly suggestive themes and bashing of any group to include Christians in a mean spirited way has no place on this site. If he allowed anything to fly he would lose advertisement and face possible law suits to the point that the site could get itself shut down. Then where would we have our fun at. Thanks for the write TT - Great as usual. You are receiving your customary $5.55 gratuity and thanks Chucky for giving us a nice place to play.
Kristof Robertson - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Spot on, TT, and funny as well...especially the "Gilligan" verse. I've had 2 songs Knocked back in my 3+ years was the original version of "She's Knowin' All Your Friends" (one word in the title was different, and didn't pass the censors) and a cheery little Grease parody that was just too risque. However, I've seen some stuff on here (stand up, Mr Turtle) that has made me think "who the hell are they bribing to get this stuff past?"...long live the boundary pushers. 555
PMS - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Standing ovation
AFW - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Very good and very funny advice...and thanks for the mention....
TT - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Federal Communications Commission: A $555 what? (did you mean a "fine"?). Oh, you guys have never had your act together since George Carlin ****ed with you! ok, I'll pay :)

alvin: Title switch of the century! -- last, this, next... I don't use obscentiy either... if you can't find a way to make that acceptable to post, can you email it to me? lol thanks alvin.

Walt Conner: thanks :)

Guy: Agree... thanks Guy.

Kristof Robertson: Asterisks wouldn't work for ya, huh? ... thanks Kristof :)

PMS: (bows) thanks!
Ann Hammond - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Liked the "Gilligan" verses
TT - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
AFW, our comments crossed in the mail... Thanks for v/c, and there's a more complete apology at the song in question.

Ann Hammond, thanks.
TJC - October 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Excellent lament for your un-chained, er -published melody, TT... and since you got 'da skills--Wynot?
TT - October 27, 2007 - Report this comment
TJC, thanks :)

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