I was watching Fox Box, I was eating Pop-Tarts
With the remote in my hand

I was watching some Sonic X, Funky Cops after that
I kept on watching until 10

And with my right arm, I kept moving, I came to prove that
Spongebob is just #1 again
Don't you know I was made for Spongebob
Couldn't match the Funky Cops, yeah
Hey Hey Hey

Been great across the nation on this Nick station
'Cause Spongebob been doing it for years
Cuts the others with a tree, still on top so happily
Still Spongebob will make it though the years

You know them, Patrick and Squidward, Patchy and Sandy
Spongebob blasts ratings through the years
I was made for Spongebob, Cubix, eat some dirt
Hey Hey Hey

Kirby's just not thin, and Dexter's just smarting
But Spongebob is yellow, he's just yellow
Heeeeeeyyyyy

My sister loves him, My mother loves him
And this show ain't just going nowhere
I would just watch Cow & Chicken
Or just Neutron fixing, but Spongebob sells more toys than them

Every week, gymnasts tumble, football players fumble
But Spongebob still be dancing in
I was made for Spongebob
It's on Nickelodeon
Hey, Hey, Hey

Ah! I was made for Spongebob, Couldn't match Funky Cops
Hey, Hey, Hey
Don't you know Spongebob came to tease ya
You know Junkie ain't gonna leave him, no
Hey hey hey