Song Parodies -> "Givin' Trump a Drubbin'"

Original Song Title:

"Gimme Some Lovin"

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"Givin' Trump a Drubbin'"

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The Lyrics

Happy New Year. So jazzed we made it.

Well, I talked to Bob Mueller yesterday on the phone:
"Thirty three indictments must be makin' Trump groan!"
"Simmer down, baby, wait till 2019,
Gonna jailhouse rock like you've never seen,
And I'm

"So jazzed, he'll hate it!
So jazzed, he'll hate it, I will be

"Givin' Trump a drubbin' (a little legal Trump-drubbin')
Givin' Trump a drubbin' (a little legal Trump-drubbin')
Givin' Trump a drubbin'
Every day!"

When I heard that news, man, it made me crack a smile
I had to change the status on my FaceBook profile
Been a rough year and my stocks was down the drain
Guvmint shut down, Trump's a Grinchy-ass pain,
But I'm

So fascinated!
So fascinated! We 'bout to

Witness Trump's a-drubbin' (we gonna witness Trump's drubbin')
Witness Trump's a-drubbin' (we gonna witness Trump's drubbin')
Witness Trump's a-drubbin'
Every day! Yeah...

(Instrumental break, Nancy P. on the gavel, Schumer doing the Twist)

With the midterm rout, and that Ryan dude retired,
The Mitchy's feelin' bitchy and Pelosi's on fire!
Gavel has changed hands, nothin' Trump can do
So I'm gonna chillax, watch those Foxy Friends losin' it!

Maddow's elated!
Trump's constipated, because

Mueller's gonna mug him! (Yeah, Special Counsel's gonna mug him!)
Billy club and plug him (Give him a billy club pluggin'!)
Libs are gonna bug him
Every day!!!

©Bob "Silly Rhymer Subbin'" Gomez 2019

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Paul Robinson - January 02, 2019 - Report this comment

Good job, Bob. 5's

GOP Records - January 02, 2019 - Report this comment

A tour de force. Oh.... and HAPPY MEULLER YEAR!

Bob Gomez - January 02, 2019 - Report this comment

Thanks, guys! It's Mueller Time! Cheers!

2Eagle - January 03, 2019 - Report this comment

Worst president since Warren Harding.

This is supposed to be funny? - January 03, 2019 - Report this comment

No wonder this site is dying.

Objective Fact - January 03, 2019 - Report this comment

Best President since Ronald Reagan.

Rob Paulinson - January 03, 2019 - Report this comment

A howler monkey dancing on a keyboard could write a funnier "parody" than this. 1s.

Howler Monkey Dancing On Keyboard - January 03, 2019 - Report this comment

Looks like Yob Dumbazz is gettin' a Trumpin'.

Nazi Piglosi's Pansuit - January 03, 2019 - Report this comment

She's on fire, all right! Help me! I'm FLAMING!!!

alexander's ragtag band - January 03, 2019 - Report this comment

This could have been written a year ago and would have been wrong then too. Some people go to a mountain top to wait for the end of the world.

The Don - January 05, 2019 - Report this comment

Shhh!!! Don't interrupt your enemies when they're making a mistake, ARB.

Bob Gomez - January 08, 2019 - Report this comment

Awesome! Made it to 50+ ones! I am making a difference! d;^)

Agrimorfee - January 08, 2019 - Report this comment

^^Congrats!

2020 - March 12, 2020 - Report this comment

So, how'd THIS prediction work out for you, leftards?

Bob Gomez - March 22, 2020 - Report this comment

So, how's this pandemic workin' out for you, Dotards? Gotta go wash hands now...

Dotards - March 22, 2020 - Report this comment

Compared to what? -- Italy? Spain? Iran? China? Western Europe? The 1918 Spanish Flu? ... The second go around of that bug claimed over 200K in the first six weeks, mostly on the Eastern Seaboard. Sometimes a little perspective is useful

Bob Gomez - March 22, 2020 - Report this comment

Compared to Italy and China. We're #3. Say hello to the National Guard next time you try to buy toilet paper. Gotta go wash hands now...

Dotards - March 23, 2020 - Report this comment

We doubt that we will see any National Guard cause we tend to live in an areas that didnt go in for promoting density housing and mass transit and eating out at restaurants. How is that working out? Hey, we can be sh*t heads too

Dotards - March 23, 2020 - Report this comment

We're the equivalent to Italy and China? The death toll in Italy is 60 TIMES, per capita the death toll in the US. But hey, lets not let a 6000% discrepancy get in the way of a valid point. As for the actual #3, which is Spain, their death toll is 35x the US toll per capita. And what do you suppose the actual death toll was in Hunan. This super contagious virus circulated among 8.5 million oblivious Chinese for six weeks, all of whom were constantly rubbing up against each other. You think it was only 3000?

Bob Gomez - March 31, 2020 - Report this comment

Okay, let's focus on what's important here: Trump's disbanding of the Global Pandemic Unit of the NSC. We woulda coulda shoulda been more prepared and sooner. But because the DIC (Dotard in Chief) wants to undo everything Obamaesque, here we are. Gotta go wash hands now, peace out.

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