-> "The End Of The World (Swine-Flu Style)"
Original Song Title:
"The End Of The World" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The End Of The World (Swine-Flu Style)"
Why do the swine go on whining?
News, seven days/twenty-four?
Don't you know it's the end of the world?
'Cause Black Plague's knockin' on the door? 
Why, CNN, go on bringing
Scares, like the plane, low above? 
Ratings: show, so they bend what they've hurled
And tend to panic, spread thereof
I wake up in the morning, and I wonder
Why ev'rything's the same as last night
I can't understand, with our fears falsely fanned
Why life ain't ended, dead from fright
Why do these farts go on bleating?
Why, MSN-BC, lie?
Look, fools, No! -- Not the trend you've unfurled
It's you and not the flu! -- Good-bye!
Why? -- These upstarts, frenzy-feeding?
Why do these guys even try?
Don't they know? -- very few toes are curled
We've ended dread instead -- Nice try!
* 103,652,588 sq. km. for those folks in the rest of the world so backwards as to still be using the scientific, decimal-based metric system instead of the time-tested US measurements based on the lengths of the King's feet, arms, and --- n/m.
 The "Black Death", a/k/a "Black Plague", a/k/a "Bubonic Plague", killed a third to a half or more of the population of Europe and the Middle East during the 1300s. That is *not* going to happen this time, folks. You have TT's word on that.
 Flying the Presidential 747 low over Manhattan for a photo op? Now, *that* was scary. And stupid. And preventable.
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