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Song Parodies -> "The 'Why My Internet Service Sucks' Song"

Original Song Title:

"The 59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy)"

Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"The 'Why My Internet Service Sucks' Song"

Parody Written by:

Freddy Flame

The Lyrics

Written while I was waiting for my computer to boot up.
Come on, you are too slow.
I should have logged on long ago.
Just staring at the monitor.
Modem's too slow. I'm feeling sleepy.
Ba da da da da da da feeling sleepy.

Hello, Service? This is not good.
The printer don't work the way it should.
Hey, don't you get smart with me!
Son of a b*tch, now I am pissy.
Ba da da da da da da da now I'm pissy.

I got e-mails to read. I got stuff to download.
But, it's moving slower than a legless toad.
Oh, this freakin' computer will drive me crazy.
Damn CPU, you are crappy.
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Michael Pacholek - August 22, 2005 - Report this comment
A bitch over troubled order. If only it weren't true. Five free hours of service.
pickle - August 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I've been there too!

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