Song Parodies -> "Sounds of Sinus"

Original Song Title:

"Sounds of Silence"

Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Sounds of Sinus"

Parody Written by:

Mark Young

The Lyrics

Allergy anthem; Hayfever hymn

Sounds of Sinus - by Mark R. Young, 1983

Hello Dristan™ my old friend
I've come to snort you once again
Because my hay fever is acting up
And nasal drainage may soon erupt
Decongestion has been clogging up my brain
What a pain
I'm wheezing [WHEEZE] the sounds of sinus

When mucous really runs astray
A box of puffs can save the day
NeoSynephrine's got a hold on me
But it don't help my nasal cavities
I'm addicted to Claritin and Nyquil too
It's not the flu
I'm sniffling [SNORT] the sounds of sinus

And in the garbage can I saw
10,000 Kleenex maybe more
I got some green pills from a friend next door
They last three hours if I'm lucky four
Medications only aggravate my allergies [SNEEZE]
See what I mean?
I'm sneezing the sounds of sinus

Mark Young Musician with Over 1,000 Songs.

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2nz - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment

Nice one Mark. Three of 5 doctors say good scores help with nasal congestion.

Johnny D - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment

Good job. Favorite line:

"And in the garbage can I saw
10,000 Kleenex maybe more"

Guy - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment

This was good but it lacks about two verses of the original song. 5,4,4.

Arwen - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment

I thought this was really good...I was giggling from the very first line...=) 5s...

Dee Range - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment

This is good enough for 5's from me, but Guy is right...it lacks two verses

martha - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment

I am with Johnny on the best line .... funny lyric..

EmiLoca - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment

Great title! I liked this one a lot.

Michael Pacholek - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment

You left out two verses, but the late, great Tony Randall would approve. (VERY inside joke.)

Parody Police - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment

http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/simongarfunkel6.shtml

Arwen - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment

Parody Police...get over it. People are going to have similar ideas. Do something better with your time.

Adagio - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment

good parody. 4/5/5

jango - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment

Loved the 10,000 Kleenex line. There are a FEW patented products mentioned here...I'm sure it's a coincidence.

Anon Mouse - March 01, 2009 - Report this comment

Claritin wasn't approved ntil April 1993, not sure about Puffs, either. Not sure what Mark Young really sang, so I came here. Thought he said "lots of postard seeds" (whatever those are) and "addicted to all kinds of a-nyke-a-zoo it's not the goo" - so I came here, and this tells me he sang about a product that wasn't available in 1983. amiright?

Anon Mouse - March 01, 2009 - Report this comment

Oh, ok! There's a 1988 version - and one later.

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