And here’s to you, Hoagie Gilligan
Nigel needs you more than you might know
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Give us tech, please, Hoagie Gilligan
Sector V relies on your sharp brain
Brain, brain, brain
Brain, brain, brain

They’d like to know a little more about you for their files
They’d wish that you would cease all of those puns
Look around all you see is one giant treehouse
Sit right at the helm and you’ll feel right at home

And here’s to you, Hoagie Gilligan
Nigel needs you more than you might know
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Give us tech, please, Hoagie Gilligan
Sector V relies on your sharp brain
Brain, brain, brain
Brain, brain, brain

Eating everything cooked up by ol’ Gramma Stuffum
Better make some room now for those chili dogs
It’s a special talent, a real Numbuh 2 power
Most of all you’ve got to defend your Sector

Coo, Coo, ca-choo, Hoagie Gilligan
Nigel needs you more than you more than you might know
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Give us tech, please, Hoagie Gilligan
Sector V relies on your sharp brain
Brain, brain, brain
Brain, brain, brain

Sitting with your nerds buds geeking out with Yipper cards
Trading towards the rarest card of all
Geek about it, care about it
When the time is right
There are evil adult butts, to fight

Where have you gone, Abigail Lincoln?
The KND’s turned their leader title to you
You, you, you
What’s that you say, Hoagie Gilligan?
Numbuh 5 will take a break this day
Day, day, day
Day, day, day