Song Parodies -> "Mr. Merridew"

Original Song Title:

"Mrs. Robinson"

Original Performer:

"Mr. Merridew"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Here’s another one for you LOTF fans

And here’s to you, Mr. Merridew
Ralph sure hates you more than you may know
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Cease power please, Mr. Merridew
We need to get off this island now
Island now
Island now

Ralph wants to know a little ‘bout your yearn for savagery
He wants to know your need to kill the beast
Look around you all you see are preteens from the crash
Lead the choir around and you can sing C sharp

And here’s to you, Mr. Merridew
Ralph sure hates you more than you may know
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Cease power please, Mr. Merridew
We need to get off this island now
Island now
Island now

Take those glasses from Piggy and use them for a fire
Poke a giant crack right through the lenses
What a selfish action, such a Merridew affair
Most of all you’ve got to hunt that boar to eat

Kookoo Kachoo, Mr. Merridew
Ralph sure hates you more than you may know
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Cease power please, Mr. Merridew
We need to get off this island now
Island now
Island now

Sharpening a stick at both the ends one afternoon
Telling your peers “Bollocks to the rules!”
Rant about Ralph, pout about Ralph,
When you are so slim
Any time you see Piggy kill him

Where have you gone, Sam’n’Eric?
The choir point their spears right down at you
Woo, woo, woo
What’s that you say, Mr. Merridew?
Both the twins have left the island now
Island now
Island now

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