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Song Parodies -> "Jack's Song"

Original Song Title:

"Kathy's Song"

Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Jack's Song"

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The Lyrics

I hear the bellow of the conch
Like a memory it stayed
Loud and harsh continuing
As I lead the choir's aid

And from the devil of my mind
Through the window of my eyes
I yearn beyond the fatty's tribe
To savagery where my heart lies

My mind's disgusted and annoyed
My thoughts are with me all the way
So I say bollocks to the rules
And plan to hunt meat all the day

And the boar we were hunting we caught and killed
It's head we mounted on a spear
I sharpen sticks at both the ends
Maybe this will make the beast disappear

And so you see I've come to doubt
Ralph's leadership and rules
I stand my ground and call him
I know that Ralph is just a fool

And as I watch the fire blaze
And the embers fly about
I know that I am like the fire
Seizing power without a doubt

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 13

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