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Song Parodies -> "Hello Feces My Old Friend"

Original Song Title:

"The Sounds of Silence"

Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Hello Feces My Old Friend"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This has to do with the race demonstrations at The University of Missouri in 2015, where a swastika of human sh*t, along with two hearsay allegations that two white dudes may have said the "word that may not be spoken" became the basis for an anti-racist rage mob. This over-reaction so disgusted the people of Missouri that UM has sustained a permanent decrease in enrollment of some 5000 students
Hello feces my old friend
I've come to daub with you again
With a medium that I was pinching
Made Nazi symbol without flinching
And a movement that was started in my bowels
Still befouls
Became a mark of racists

In dorm latrine I sh@t alone
Art material from my throne
Neath the halo of a bathroom light
I made a symbol that truly did incite
When my throat was gagged
By the stench of a fecal cross
Lunch was lost
To fuel the charge of "Racist"

And in the morning light I saw
Ten thousand shriekers, maybe more
Students crying without thinking
Students chanting without listening
People made demands that factually didn't square
No one dared
Disturb the theme of racists

Stools, thought I, you do not know
PC like a cancer grows
Smeared my t#rd so I might teach you
Faked alarm so I might reach you
But my words, like toilet droppings, fell
Swallowed by the yells ... of racists

And the warriorrs howled and brayed
"Bout the fecal cross I made
And the Prof flashed out this warning
To the rage mob that he was forming
And the guy said the t#rds of the Prophets
Are written in the toilet stalls
And bathroom walls
And whispered .. of the signs
Of racists

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alexander's ragtag band - August 29, 2019 - Report this comment
I was expecting thius to be about San Francisco.
CML - August 29, 2019 - Report this comment
^^^^^ Good One (chortle) ....... I actually did squeeze out a three song pile of "material" on that subject; under the title "Tribute To the Sheets of San Fransisco." Once I had passed that turdaceous trilogy, I washed my hands of the whole subject and haven't done another

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