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Song Parodies -> "Like a Bitch for the Fuloughed Workers"

Original Song Title:

"Like a Bridge Over Troubled Water"

Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Like a Bitch for the Fuloughed Workers"

Parody Written by:

Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran

The Lyrics

A Don song:
Like a Bitch for the Furloughed Workers by Jeff “Dr Chordate” Moran

When you’re a Fed, feelin’ small,
When you are out of work,
Then I’ll pretend
I’m on your side, oh.
When money’s short,
And food just can’t be found,
Like a bitch for the furloughed workers,
I will shut it down.
Like a bitch for the furloughed workers,
I will shut it down.

And six months from now,
Living on the street,
I will ignore you,
But I’ll send a tweet.
When Mueller comes,
And you find that I’m a clown,
Like a bitch for the furloughed workers,
I will shut it down.
Like a bitch for the furloughed workers,
I will shut it down.

Whoppers on silver, girl,
Big Macs, too,
If you play Clemson ball.
But for the rest of you,
I’ll build a wall, oh.
And as you walk on by,
I’m watching your behind.
Like a bitch for the furloughed workers,
I will shut it down.
Like a bitch for the furloughed workers,
I will shut it down.


Copyright 2019 by Jeffrey Moran

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alexander's ragtag band - January 17, 2019 - Report this comment
Great. You give Mueller a 6-month deadline to make you very happy. But why do I have to hear this babble before that?
paul robinson - January 17, 2019 - Report this comment
Unlike the unpaid fed workers this one is on the money, Jeff. Alex - God, you are such a pointless moron.
Boo Hoo Hwa Ha Ha Ha! - January 17, 2019 - Report this comment
I think what I'm going to enjoy most is watching all you lazy government shirkers tearing each other limb from limb in food riots (and taking the pieces home to barbecue) once your EBTs stop working.
Spank That b****! - January 17, 2019 - Report this comment
Good description of Donny Douchebag's attitude. Just remember, he is Vladimir Putin's little b****!
Bob Gomez - January 17, 2019 - Report this comment
Well, Jeff, good work and the results are in. We all got 13 ones, so that makes us all winners of today's Trump-Bash-Fest. Congratulations! Everybody's a winner! That makes me feel like such a...Liberal Libtard Leftard. We should thank all our fans out there, but especially the Dotards and Trumptards who made this such a special night. And their mothers, too, of course, without whom I never would have caught genital herpes. d;^)
Bella Mia - January 18, 2019 - Report this comment
This site is being dragged right into the sewer.
libby - January 21, 2019 - Report this comment
^^Yer new here, aint'cha Bella?

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