I have still not yet recovered
from my lunch this aftternoon
On a bun; my burger; good did taste
I sat there and consumed
After that I sh*t real often
Found myself incontinent
I smelled up the whole store
I stared at the bathroom floor

Had a Big Mac combination
and I Super-sized the fries
Guess that wasn't very wise

Too much grease and awful sh*t in them
and just what's in that sauce?
Guess I knew it would have been smarter
to have a salad; tossed

Now I moan as I am shittin'
This is worse than indigestion
Crapping all the time
Before I ate; felt fine
Then that Big Mac Combination
with the french fries super-sized
Did roil my poor insides

Shouldn't eat the things I had there
Just what got in my head?
The results of this have been vile
Diarrhea; stuck in head

What I consumed was trans-fat laden
All the oil it's cooked in's bad so
It congeals in you, man
It is dangerous food to eat
Seems the Big Mac Combination
When you super-size the fries
Is an order not too wise