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Song Parodies -> "I am a Dog"

Original Song Title:

"I am a Rock"

Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"I am a Dog"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

We know everyone loves dog parodies, so we decided to jump on the Gravy Train...
I yip all day
And my teeth are sharp, remember!
I have a bone
Lazing 'neath my ribbons - begging treats you know
I'm a Kennel Clubbing prideful best of show
I am a dog
I'm a West Highland

Still got balls
A corgi bitch excites me
Cushions we desecrate
I'm really into biting - biting causes pain
My barking drives the neighbors half insane
I am a dog
I'm a West Highland

I'm walking fluff
And it swirls upon the floor
Dustmop-like with no handle see
I'm so perturbed that under this shielding are my eyes
With this furry stuff I might as well be blind
I am a dog
I'm a West Highland

Steer clear of cooks
'Cus I'm delicacy in some countries
If I've yielded to good Karma
Reincarnate soon - hope will be a boon
Be much more fun - a pit bull I could be!
I am a dog
I'm a West Highland

Give me not Gravy Train
Only Science Diet buy...
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Johnny D - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I love it! So many great lines. Example of a clever one with great internal rhyme: "If I’ve yielded to good Karma" .... LOL ! 5's
Guy - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Best rhyme so far for Island, huh JD? Great parody you two. This was pretty doggone funny.
Johnny D - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Yup, "West Highland" might have been, for me, if I had written this parody, the key phrase that led to all the rest!
Claude Prez - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, I agree with the Prolific Pair here; well done
Stray Pooch - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Give me not Gravy Train Only Science Diet buy… AWESOME!!! You clever little hobbitses really nailed this parody! You may also have written my theme song. I was kind of a depressed kid and I identified with the original. Now that I call myself Pooch, it's a natural!! Seriously, this is picture perfect - and that's the dog's honest truth!
CeramicsFanatic - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice one! ;-)
Mari D - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Arf! A funny parody about a funny subject. I had heard a rumor that dog show people put corks up the dogs' butts so that they don't have an "accident" during the show!
mandamoo - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Heehee ! ' Dustmop-like with no handle see....' great line ! Another classic to classic.
David Chrenko - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
A very fetching parody.
Doggy Doodles - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
I am a dawg . . . you are a hy----drant!
Maharishi Mahi Mahi - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
I am believing my Karma ran over your Dogma.
Robert J. Pagliaro - February 07, 2004 - Report this comment
If my mutt was human, I'd be married. Nice job. BTW, if you've never seen "Best In Show", it's worth the $10 to buy the DVD.
Royce Miller - February 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Merry & Pippin-I hadn't been reading parodies for awhile so just caught this one-very original
Peregrin - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Royce, and all!

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