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Song Parodies -> "The Doxer"

Original Song Title:

"The Boxer"

Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"The Doxer"

Parody Written by:

R S Leergaard

The Lyrics

We are still one nation
And our story’s getting told
We have mounted a resistance
To a daily dose of jumbled
Broken promises
All lies, no jest
Still, some just hear what they want to hear
And ignore all the rest
~
The lies came from his entire family
But were no more than a ploy
Cries of birtherism danger
And those many hate-fueled alt-right stations
Airing scares
Going low, seeking out the poorest voters
With their raggedy sh*t-show
Making up those stories just to get their votes
~
Lie-lie-lie
Lie and lie and lie and lie
Lie-lie-lie
Lie and lie and lie and lie and lie-lie-lie
~
Promising much higher wages
He kept shouting “Jobs! Jobs! Jobs!”
While he filled his coffers
With the bribes and kickbacks from back-channel policies
Though he declared, “No, there was no Russian Collusion.”
We found no comfort there
~
Lie-lie-lie
Lie and lie and lie and lie
Lie-lie-lie
Lie and lie and lie and lie and lie-lie-lie
~
Now he hangs out at his winter home
That they call Mar-A-Lago
All alone
Or one of his other country clubs with no friends there
Leaving him
All alone
~
We’re all weary of the doxer
Oh, the liar who’s self-made
As he constantly reminds us
Of everyone that he’s put down
And bilked till they were dried out
Clenching tiny hands in rage
He’s denying that he’s lying
But the liar still remains
~
Lie-lie-lie
Lie and lie and lie and lie
Lie-lie-lie
Lie and lie and lie and lie and lie-lie-lie
~
Lie-lie-lie
Lie and lie and lie and lie
Lie-lie-lie
Lie and lie and lie and lie and lie-lie-lie...

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