Song Parodies -> "Mr. Rosenstein"

Original Song Title:

"Mrs. Robinson"

Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Mr. Rosenstein"

Parody Written by:

Anthony Castillo

The Lyrics

Dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee

And here’s to you Mr. Rosenstein
The people need you more than you can know
Wo, wo, wo
Do not appease Mr. Rosenstein
Trump’s rule of law is just to obstinate
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey

Trump likes to tweet about you and defame you with his lies
We’re glad to see you stand up for yourself
Look around you all the cabinets dropping off like flies
Stroll the Whitehouse grounds but please don’t feel at home

And heres to you Mr. Rosenstein
For taking on this dog and pony show
Wo, wo ,wo
And if you please Mr. Rosenstein
Throw the book at Pence and Conway too
Woo, woo, woo
Woo, woo, woo,

Hidden in a lawyers safe where no one dares to go
Put it in your closet with your Toupees
Incriminating tapes of which your fixer is aware
Most of all you’ve got to hide it from the feds

Coo, coo ca-choo Mr. Rosenstein
The Mueller probe is closer than you know
Wo, wo, wo
Thanks to your team, Mr. Rosenstein
The Trump White House will all be put away
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey

Watching Rachel Maddow on a sleepless Thursday night
Trying to decipher some vile tweets
Laugh about them Parody them
It’s your voice to use
Every day he’s in office we lose

Where have you gone Mr. Obama
The nation needs some leadership from you
Woo, woo, woo
Don’t shit the bed, Mr. Rosenstein
Indictment is the path, it’s plain as day.
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey

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Alexander's Rag Tag Band - May 03, 2018 - Report this comment

If Trump has spent 12 hours a day for the last 5 years colluding with Russians, why did Fusion GPS have to make up the pee story?

@Alex - May 03, 2018 - Report this comment

Apples and oranges. Everyone should give a damn about the first thing, not the second.

Darlene - May 03, 2018 - Report this comment

Oh, so people should only care when it fits Your Liberal Narrative? Got it, cool!

The Writer - May 03, 2018 - Report this comment

I know, freedom of speech is really inconvenient if you traffic in horse apples. Very pleased to lodge a reality nugget right under your skin. Make sure to tune into Hannity tonight, I heard he's got a clearance on MAGA propaganda buy 1 get 10 free! Cheers, The Majority

F' the Left - May 03, 2018 - Report this comment

^ the Majority of Losers who lost on Election Night! Go cry "she won the popular vote" again you whiners!

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