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Song Parodies -> "The Liar"

Original Song Title:

"The Boxer"

Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"The Liar"

Parody Written by:

Jeff in Richmond VA

The Lyrics

What can we say? Donald Trump is a proven liar. His minions are all liars too...just listen to Sarah Huckleberry Hounders every day..... Here is my tribute to the "Prevaricator-in-Chief"! (The ending is done differently to avoid being repetitive, add more humor, and list all the liars in Trump's world)
Trump is just a moron
what Rex Tillerson said was true.
He has squandered all his capital
on an agenda that is full of empty promises
All lies and jests
Voters only hear what they want to hear
And disregard the rest


When he ran for this high office he was no more than a joke
In the secrecy of Trump-Tower
In cahoots with Putin's Russian Nation; making deals
Going low, seeking out the poorest qualities of the racist people, so
playing on their hatred only he could know


Lie and lie, all he does is lie and lie
Lie and lie, no he cannot tell the truth and so he lies


He cares nothing of your wages or creating any jobs
He would lose no voters..... if he shot up some poor bastard on Fifth Avenue
and so, beware......
At those rallies he was so loathesome, he showed his true soul there, no no no, oh no, oh no...

Lie and lie, all he does is lie and lie
Lie and lie, no he does not know the truth and so he lies


He will take away your health care, giving tax cuts to the rich
Lose your home
While the New York Wall Street bankers keep defeating you
bleeding you....lose your home


At the podium stands The Donald with Mike Pence there by his side
He remembers at that dinner when Barack Obama took him down...
insults him... till he tweets out full of anger, full of blame
"I am running, I am running,
I'll be President some day, mmm mmm"


Lie and lie, all he does is lie and lie
Lie and lie, like Seans Hannity & Spicer lie lie lie...
all they do is lie and lie
Lie and lie, Steve Mnuchin and Tom Price, they lie lie lied...
all they do is lie and lie...
Lie and lie, Sarahs Huckabee and Palin lie lie lie...
yeah they all belong in jail
Lie and lie, Papadopalous and Gates, they lie lie lied...
all they did was lie and lie
Lie and lie, just like Manafort and Flynn, they lie lie lied...
all they did was lie and lie
Lie and lie, every damn Re-pub-li-can, they lie lie lie...
Jared Kushner and Jeff Sessions lied and lied 'bout the scandal with the Russians
Lie lie lie....all they do is lie and lie, all the time
Lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie, LIE.........................

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S&G - November 01, 2017 - Report this comment
Truth hurts, trolls react.
Ain't No Commie Liberal - November 01, 2017 - Report this comment
YOUR truth is touchy-feely fake news!
Jeff the Author - November 01, 2017 - Report this comment
I'm gonna post the link to this on all kinds of Republican web pages and watch the fun begin!
Internet Must Be Running Out Of Trolls - November 02, 2017 - Report this comment
Only FOUR of them showed up here to up-vote their fellow troll. "Truth hurts" indeed!
Jeff (the Author) - November 07, 2017 - Report this comment
HAHAHAHA-----is that 47 different people voting "1" or just one angry, bitter Republican (like Trump) voting 47 times??? LMAO!!!
Agrimorfee - November 08, 2017 - Report this comment
You are almost hitting the nail on the head, Jeff.
The Right - November 08, 2017 - Report this comment
^ pinhead Democrap liberal scum
Michael Pacholek - April 14, 2018 - Report this comment
Glory, glory, hallelujah, Jeff in Richmond socks it to ya. Glory, glory, hallelujah, his truth is marching on.

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