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Song Parodies -> "Bridge Over Troubled Molars"

Original Song Title:

"Bridge Over Troubled Waters"

Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Bridge Over Troubled Molars"

Parody Written by:

Jim Rotondo

The Lyrics

The true story of the inevitable progression of cavities, root canals, failed crowns and finally........the dreaded Bridge
When your aging, feeling old
When food is in your mouth,
you can’t chew at all.

Tried eating steak, they’re always tough
And teeth just can’t be found
(I’d) Like a bridge over troubled molars
Over broken crowns.
(I’d) Like a bridge over troubled molars
(Cause) I lost twenty pounds.

Prone to cavities,
Dental misery.
Incisors chomp so hard
I begin to spew.

Please blend my food.
And tie my bib.
Food stains are all around
(I’d) Like a bridge over troubled molars
Over broken crowns.
(I’d) Like a bridge over troubled molars
(Cause) I lost twenty pounds.

My time has come to eat
All my meals are on their way.

I’ll mast-i-cate.
No more applesauce.
I’m chewing all my food
With a bridge over troubled molars
Hunger pangs are gone.
With a bridge over troubled molars
Not ashamed to yawn.
Ain't it grand getting old?

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 9

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Jeff - March 13, 2017 - Report this comment
Best title of the day! 5's

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