Oo, oo, oo, oo,
Oo-oo-oo-oops!
Oo, oo, oo, oo,
Oo-oo-oo-oops!

“Let me be President.
I’ll stop illegal imm’gration.
Mexican people are ruining this land!”
So he thought we bought his rhetoric.
He said a few choice words
And angered the actress America.

“Donald,” she wrote—
Ms. Ferrera, who played Ugly Betty—
“‘President Trump’ is a dread to me now.
Thank you for helping to spur the Latino vote!”
She signed, “Sincerely, America.”

Laughing at the Don,
Would-be savior to racists:
He said the Mexes were
Rapists and druggies and thieves.
Then Univision and NBC
Said, “Trump, you’re cancelled.”

“Turn on the TV set
For the Miss USA Pageant.”
“NBC cancelled that just weeks ago.”
The Apprentice has disappeared.
Can’t watch Miss Universe.
Now will Trump’s star rise over Fox-TV?

“Donald, you’ve lost,” we’ll say.
“What the hell were you thinking?
You’re empty and racist and—oh, yes—you’re fired!”
Counting on votes from Latinos and leftists,
We’ll all vote to side with America!
All vote with our own America!
All vote for our own America!