Song Parodies -> ""I Am A. Schock""

Original Song Title:

"I Am A Rock"

Original Performer:

""I Am A. Schock""

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The Lyrics

He went away
Off he’d creep as Congress member
An “Abbey” clone
Through his office window you would see he’d show
Now he’s freshly fallen, why’d he have to go?

“I am A. Schock
I am a crime man”

In the Halls
He went a spending spree
Will we incarcerate
This man who was a spendthrift
Spending ill-got gain?
Congress’s crooks rarely feel any pain

“I am A. Schock
I am a crime man”

A pox on gov
Is he and many a whore
They are stealing from the Treasury
Although they cook the numbers
Some of them better hide
Their graft; this guy as a book was open wide

“I am A. Schock
I am a crime man”

He cooked the books
But he did it so ineptly
Couldn’t shield it from media
First the Downton room, but what sealed his doom
Was his narcissistic criminality

“I am A. Schock
I am a crime man”

And A. Schock feels slight pain
As the crime man says “bye bye”

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