I live and play
On a deep-sea rock of splendor.
I am at home,
Lazing in the sun's glow on a beach of gold,
On the lush and balmy island that I own.
I have a yacht.
I have an island.

I'm enthralled,
A forest greets me nightly,
That none may desecrate.
I have a fleet of cruise ships, cruise ships bring me dames.
We're laughin', as we're chugging our champagne.
I have a yacht.
I have an island.

No lack of grub,
Well, I've serfs to do the chores.
I'm feasting in my luxury.
I know no bursts of thunder, no freezing paths of ice.
'Cause the weather's such, it's ever paradise.
I have a yacht.
I have an island.

I have some crooks
And some weaponry to defend me,
To impede threats to my harbor.
Riding 'cross dunes, playin' neath the moon.
I lust for fun, and women lust for me.
I have a yacht.
I have an island.

And my yacht needs no name,
And my island's never pried.