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Song Parodies -> "Christmas Morning 3 A.M."

Original Song Title:

"Wednesday Morning 3 A.M."

Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Christmas Morning 3 A.M."

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I can hear the soft purring of the kitten I love
As she lies here beside me on Christmas Eve night
And her fur of white fluffiness sheds on my pillow
Reflecting the glow of the winter moonlight

Oh, the fireplace is warm and the stockings are hanging
As I watch as the cold winter snow gently falls
And I know at the first light of dawn I'll be happy
For tonight will be all I must wait and that's all

Oh what have I done, why have I done it?
I've committed a crime, broken the "law"
Of 25 gifts wrapped in paper of silver
I peeked at the one from Sears outlet store

I can't wait much longer, I'm shaking the presents
What's in them forbidden until Christmas Day
Yet I know as the tree's overloaded with presents
That Christmas is just a few hours away

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Dave W. - March 12, 2013 - Report this comment
Oh no ! Only 288 shopping days left 'til Christmas

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